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» Evil Pranks

Gay-lick
I used to work in a department store in Dublin, and for a while we had an Indian manager. He had only just moved to Ireland, and was suprised to learn that Gealige is the offical language, not English. He was eager to learn a bit of Gealic, and we obliged.
He wanted to be able to say "hello", and we informed him it was "Pog mo thon".
He went around saying this to all the customers and staff, and couldn't understand why everyone kept doubling up in laughter.
He wasn't best pleased when he found out we'd really taught him to say "Kiss my arse"...

Fad? Ta sé ro-mhór!
(Sun 16th Dec 2007, 1:36, More)

» Expensive Mistakes

Paris
I was just in Paris, and got charged 8 euro for a small glass of Coca Cola. Expensive lesson learned; always check the price of EVERYTHING you order in a Paris Cafe.

Cunts.
(Thu 25th Oct 2007, 13:07, More)

» Insults

Jaysis, one way ticket to Hull please
When I was a wee girl in primary school in Dublin, we used to use a very Un-PC word when someone had been a bit thick.

We used to call each other Christy. In a, urm, "special" voice. "You're a big bleedin' Chrrrriissssttteeeeeeee!!!"

As in Christy Brown of "My Left Foot" fame. Incidently, there was nowt wrong with poor auld Christy's brain, but there you go.

One of my friends is 24, and still calls me a big Christy from time to time. Good times, good times...
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 11:56, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

State Britian
Has anyone been to the State Britian exhibit at Tate Britian? There is a giant picture of a really really deformed baby in that, is that a Harlequin baby? I dont want to google it to check.
Anyone who has been to that show will know the pic I mean. (bluergh).
Anyway, that pic is up there with the worst thing Ive seen, along with a pic of a person who hung themselves on rotten.com I saw a few years ago. His brains were hanging out of his eyes. :(
Thankfully Ive never seen anything too bad in front of me. *Touches wood*

Edit: Ive just found out it is. In A1/A0 form. There yehs go, a nice warning. If you dont want to see a giant Harlequin baby picture, dont go to Tate Britian until after the summer.
(Sun 24th Jun 2007, 16:20, More)