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» How nerdy are you?

I win.
Life-long outdoor-lighting enthusiast here. Started collecting lanterns at 12. Have taken hundreds of photos of, and am interested in, pretty much all types of outdoor lighting fixtures. Gaslights, hurricane lanterns, vintage mercury, neon and low-pressure sodium streetlights, the works. Have always loved to draw and paint them too.Used to give fantasy names to the different shapes of lanterns as a kid.

Lantern Nut: Geekier than a Linux-loving, Creative-Anachronist anime furry who speaks Klingon AND Esperanto. And pleasures herself with a light saber.

Length? Richardson Candle.
(Sun 9th Mar 2008, 10:44, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

"Socialist" or "Socialism"...
...when uttered by foaming-at-the-mouth paranoid McCarthyite twats, and parroted by other twats who probably don't even know what it means. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(Sun 11th Apr 2010, 12:07, More)

» Vomit Pt2

I once
threw up pea soup all over Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal.
(Wed 13th Jan 2010, 12:49, More)

» Schadenfreude

To everyone hoping for a new QOTW in time...
Forget it. Every one of those cat-obsessed dorks is either passed out after half a cup of mulled wine, or struggling to keep their piece of lovely stuffed turkey down after listening to their demented great-aunt tell at length about her medical issues and those filthy foreigners. Happy cunting holidays!
(Thu 24th Dec 2009, 20:58, More)

» Heroes and villains of 2011

After reading the answers so far...
Villains: All the ignorant reactionary cunts on B3ta. Go stranglewank to pictures of Ayn Rand - oh wait, you're probably already doing that.
(Sun 1st Jan 2012, 12:09, More)
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