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» Stuff I've found

For some reason
After a nights drinking, I noticed a massive bunch of dried Lavender on the floor while waiting for a bus which must have been discarded after the market day. Unable to believe my luck at the £3 bunch of free plant (the label was still on it), I picked it up without hesitation, stuck it in my bag and hopped on the night bus home.

I was picking bits of twigs out of my bag for weeks, still unable to comprehend why I thought a bunch of Lavender was such a great find.

Oh well!

Long time lurker, 1st time poster, be gentle...
(Fri 7th Nov 2008, 13:49, More)

» Food sex

Ok, you can have the secret of my success...
Coconut oil. It's like some kind of miracle substance. You can use it in cooking (substitute butter for coconut oil when making desserts). It's an amazing moisturiser, can be used to do your hair. The best bit is it's amazing for massages and lube, and tastes great! It's usually solid at room temperature but will melt instantly at body temperature so liquifies on contact with the skin. Best of all you'll both smell lovely afterwards and be nice and moisturised!

P.S. avoid the health food shops that sell it for $$. Its about a quid a tub in asian markets.
(Wed 12th Aug 2009, 15:10, More)

» Food sex

I should have known...
As I used to laugh my tits off when it happened to Alan Partidge, but chocolate sauce is NOT a sexy thing to have poured all over yourself and licked off. You will end up very sticky and all your body hair will get stuck together!
(Tue 11th Aug 2009, 13:09, More)