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» Why should you be fired from your job?
Mortuary- bad summer job
I once got sacked whilst having fun in a mortuary, I simply got dressed and got in a coffin. the real mourturer was not best pleased when I made him faint. PS it is hard to dress a bloke that's been hit by a train, the bones are all smashed and the limbs are like jelly. PPS mortuary is a bad job for a 15yr old. PPPS be kind please, first ever post.
(Fri 10th Aug 2007, 0:30, More)
Mortuary- bad summer job
I once got sacked whilst having fun in a mortuary, I simply got dressed and got in a coffin. the real mourturer was not best pleased when I made him faint. PS it is hard to dress a bloke that's been hit by a train, the bones are all smashed and the limbs are like jelly. PPS mortuary is a bad job for a 15yr old. PPPS be kind please, first ever post.
(Fri 10th Aug 2007, 0:30, More)
» Sleepwalking
wow, I am boring
I am a fairly normal sleeper, partly due to the fact I go to bording school and get woken up my some random person shakeing my arse (or other things depending on which way I sleep). Any way back on topic there have only been two things I have done im my sleep last term;
1) Texting the word "parsnip" to my mate who sleeps less than 10m away from me.
2) Texting a girl who I fancy telling her I love her deeply, resulting in her avoiding my like black death.
Its a shame really, i do love her deeply but I never have the balls to tell her when i'm awake. So maby sleep texting is good for you.
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 12:44, More)
wow, I am boring
I am a fairly normal sleeper, partly due to the fact I go to bording school and get woken up my some random person shakeing my arse (or other things depending on which way I sleep). Any way back on topic there have only been two things I have done im my sleep last term;
1) Texting the word "parsnip" to my mate who sleeps less than 10m away from me.
2) Texting a girl who I fancy telling her I love her deeply, resulting in her avoiding my like black death.
Its a shame really, i do love her deeply but I never have the balls to tell her when i'm awake. So maby sleep texting is good for you.
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 12:44, More)
» Pet Peeves
people
I hate people ruling my life for me, a select few examples are:
Job, REME Officer, dad chose it for me.
Not being able to join the army as a Craftsman (REME Private).
GCSEs again dad chose them for me.
A Levels, dad again. (I did get to choose my reserve A Level.
School 'mates', not letting me talk to my girlfriend, (fair enough we broke up for a while, but we've gotten back together).
Not being able to wear what I want at home because my sister will through a hissy fit.
Not ruling my life but I teach drill at my local ACF detachment and there are cadets who don't know their arse from their elbow and can't even cock a L98A2 Cadet GP
(Mon 5th May 2008, 16:59, More)
people
I hate people ruling my life for me, a select few examples are:
Job, REME Officer, dad chose it for me.
Not being able to join the army as a Craftsman (REME Private).
GCSEs again dad chose them for me.
A Levels, dad again. (I did get to choose my reserve A Level.
School 'mates', not letting me talk to my girlfriend, (fair enough we broke up for a while, but we've gotten back together).
Not being able to wear what I want at home because my sister will through a hissy fit.
Not ruling my life but I teach drill at my local ACF detachment and there are cadets who don't know their arse from their elbow and can't even cock a L98A2 Cadet GP
(Mon 5th May 2008, 16:59, More)