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It's grim up north.
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» Pubs
Burned hair smells funny.
The ''king'' of our local pub was the chap who sat nearest the bar. Until recently he was there every day 11-11. If his pint was getting low another was ready on the bar for when he finished and paying was done at his leisure. A real legend.
One day we were sat smoking and drink in the same room as him (pre smoking ban). He came over and asked if he could borrow a fag. We all liked this chap so seveal packs were offered up to him. He quickly took one from my pack and another from my friends, he lit mine and put it behind his ear and then lit the other and wandered off lighting the second. He sat for a good while smoking with the other burning in his hair. Eventually he gave up an took it out.
(Fri 6th Feb 2009, 10:45, More)
Burned hair smells funny.
The ''king'' of our local pub was the chap who sat nearest the bar. Until recently he was there every day 11-11. If his pint was getting low another was ready on the bar for when he finished and paying was done at his leisure. A real legend.
One day we were sat smoking and drink in the same room as him (pre smoking ban). He came over and asked if he could borrow a fag. We all liked this chap so seveal packs were offered up to him. He quickly took one from my pack and another from my friends, he lit mine and put it behind his ear and then lit the other and wandered off lighting the second. He sat for a good while smoking with the other burning in his hair. Eventually he gave up an took it out.
(Fri 6th Feb 2009, 10:45, More)
» Best and worst TV ads
Every Microsoft ad ever is arse r*pe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnolmuFgW7w
shhhh tosser
(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 21:37, More)
Every Microsoft ad ever is arse r*pe
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnolmuFgW7w
shhhh tosser
(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 21:37, More)
» That's me on TV!
ITV late night pilot
I was an extra on a tvpilot filmed in Billingham. Billingham was an interesting place to go to college. The BNP were popular and there were a few swastikas around the town centre and National Front stickers that said ''stamp out that fag''.
Anyway ITV was letting maverick directors and writers make shows. The college I was attending was used to cast the program and extra's and Bill Fellows (voice of Franks Factory Flooring, for northerners) was the lead role.
The program was about an unhinged cctv camera operator that gets obsesses with some town centre chav beauty. The program was rubbish but i starred at the start stumbling around on cctv then throwing up a mouthful of chicken soup.
That wasn't my only appearance though! I also appeared in rubbish northern film ''Purely Belta''. The filming involved me going on the metrocentre roller coaster 24 times!
(Mon 15th Jun 2009, 19:49, More)
ITV late night pilot
I was an extra on a tvpilot filmed in Billingham. Billingham was an interesting place to go to college. The BNP were popular and there were a few swastikas around the town centre and National Front stickers that said ''stamp out that fag''.
Anyway ITV was letting maverick directors and writers make shows. The college I was attending was used to cast the program and extra's and Bill Fellows (voice of Franks Factory Flooring, for northerners) was the lead role.
The program was about an unhinged cctv camera operator that gets obsesses with some town centre chav beauty. The program was rubbish but i starred at the start stumbling around on cctv then throwing up a mouthful of chicken soup.
That wasn't my only appearance though! I also appeared in rubbish northern film ''Purely Belta''. The filming involved me going on the metrocentre roller coaster 24 times!
(Mon 15th Jun 2009, 19:49, More)
» The Credit Crunch
CC Cock Ups!
You would hope the people in charge of our economy would have so many advisors and experts that things like this can't take us by suprise.
However its not just us western thicko's who spoon it up! Around 2002 in Japan the government allowed property prices to reach such ridiculous levels that at one point the land the imperiat palace, tokyo is on was technically worth more than Canada!
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 10:55, More)
CC Cock Ups!
You would hope the people in charge of our economy would have so many advisors and experts that things like this can't take us by suprise.
However its not just us western thicko's who spoon it up! Around 2002 in Japan the government allowed property prices to reach such ridiculous levels that at one point the land the imperiat palace, tokyo is on was technically worth more than Canada!
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 10:55, More)