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» Dumb things you've done
Fire
One bonfire night a few years ago the fire was dying down and i desperately raked for things in the house which could be used to fuel the fire.
i stubled upon a bunch of those paint tins you got with airfix models, you know the little metal ones with the metal pop-off lid.
I dumped about 10 of them into the fire and watched.
Then they started to explode, the lids would pop off sending the metal tubs, red-hot, flying through the air like rockets.
It was fairly spectacular until one of them fired out and rocketed directly into my bollocks with surprising force, leaving me on my knees in pain and covered in metallic paint.
(Thu 20th Dec 2007, 19:44, More)
Fire
One bonfire night a few years ago the fire was dying down and i desperately raked for things in the house which could be used to fuel the fire.
i stubled upon a bunch of those paint tins you got with airfix models, you know the little metal ones with the metal pop-off lid.
I dumped about 10 of them into the fire and watched.
Then they started to explode, the lids would pop off sending the metal tubs, red-hot, flying through the air like rockets.
It was fairly spectacular until one of them fired out and rocketed directly into my bollocks with surprising force, leaving me on my knees in pain and covered in metallic paint.
(Thu 20th Dec 2007, 19:44, More)
» Evil Pranks
In School..
We had an old maths teacher who had a well known habit for picking up every penny he happened upon. so one day we all brought in as many pennies as we could and made a trail of them the whole way round the classroom, which said teacher followed intently.
"ah, i seem to have found a penny, thats lucky. oh, theres another one, and another, and another"
we laughed and laughed and he never caught onto the fact that someone was deliberately leading him about the place until he had accumulated £1+ in pennies. The senile mummy was several years overdue retirement.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 17:19, More)
In School..
We had an old maths teacher who had a well known habit for picking up every penny he happened upon. so one day we all brought in as many pennies as we could and made a trail of them the whole way round the classroom, which said teacher followed intently.
"ah, i seem to have found a penny, thats lucky. oh, theres another one, and another, and another"
we laughed and laughed and he never caught onto the fact that someone was deliberately leading him about the place until he had accumulated £1+ in pennies. The senile mummy was several years overdue retirement.
(Fri 14th Dec 2007, 17:19, More)
» Evil Pranks
QOTW
We once tied my friend to a tree using electrical tape wearing only his underwear then went off and left him there for the night. He was rescued in the early morning by the ice cream man...
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 15:06, More)
QOTW
We once tied my friend to a tree using electrical tape wearing only his underwear then went off and left him there for the night. He was rescued in the early morning by the ice cream man...
(Thu 13th Dec 2007, 15:06, More)
» Sleepwalking
QOTW
On holiday some years back i had to share a room with my brothers and i've been told i talk crap in my sleep, usually gibberish.
On this occasion i apparently said "The Angel is coming and it is coming..."
Pause
"...now"
My terrified bro didnt sleep all night.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 15:16, More)
QOTW
On holiday some years back i had to share a room with my brothers and i've been told i talk crap in my sleep, usually gibberish.
On this occasion i apparently said "The Angel is coming and it is coming..."
Pause
"...now"
My terrified bro didnt sleep all night.
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 15:16, More)
» Being told off as an adult
Oldspeak
I was on the bus with a friend of mine and due to lack of seats we had to stand at the front near the ones reserved for the olds. At the time my friend either always bought his trousers many sizes too big or just liked wearing them round his knees. One of the grannies sitting nearby looked him over from top to bottom then commanded very loudly in oldspeak "Hoik your breechs up!"
I wouldve informed him that he was just 'pwned' but i may have got a slap with a wooden spoon or something
(Sat 22nd Sep 2007, 5:53, More)
Oldspeak
I was on the bus with a friend of mine and due to lack of seats we had to stand at the front near the ones reserved for the olds. At the time my friend either always bought his trousers many sizes too big or just liked wearing them round his knees. One of the grannies sitting nearby looked him over from top to bottom then commanded very loudly in oldspeak "Hoik your breechs up!"
I wouldve informed him that he was just 'pwned' but i may have got a slap with a wooden spoon or something
(Sat 22nd Sep 2007, 5:53, More)