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» Crazy Relatives
shit steppa
years back when there was always loadsa dog $h!t (even white) on the pavement, my grandad always walked along and go to tread in a nice fresh dogg slop, pretending he didnt notice it was there.
anyone he was with would start panic-warning him, he would'nt take notice, giving my mum a heart attach, but then at the last minute do a little side step.
i think it was more of a habit than a practical joke.
Oh yeah, another time he came round our house in summer.
he stayed in the car as we all made our way out back for a bbq.
next minute, we all hear a sound up on the roof.
looking up, the old git has only climbed over the house and is sitting there like a monkey!
he stayed there for a while and we just threw nuts up at him!
top notch, old boy
(Thu 5th Jul 2007, 22:07, More)
shit steppa
years back when there was always loadsa dog $h!t (even white) on the pavement, my grandad always walked along and go to tread in a nice fresh dogg slop, pretending he didnt notice it was there.
anyone he was with would start panic-warning him, he would'nt take notice, giving my mum a heart attach, but then at the last minute do a little side step.
i think it was more of a habit than a practical joke.
Oh yeah, another time he came round our house in summer.
he stayed in the car as we all made our way out back for a bbq.
next minute, we all hear a sound up on the roof.
looking up, the old git has only climbed over the house and is sitting there like a monkey!
he stayed there for a while and we just threw nuts up at him!
top notch, old boy
(Thu 5th Jul 2007, 22:07, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
long time no post
1. i love picking my nose.. (made it bleed earlier this year and has only just healed)
2. i love picking my bum.. (not bled yet :/)
3. when i have cold hands i alway put them on to unexpecting peoples flesh. like when you just arrive at the pub after a cold walk, going up to people (that you know!) and putting it on their neck stomach when not expecting...(im sure this didnt need explaining so fully)
4. i never ever ever was my mug at work, and havent doen so properly in the last 3 half yrs. The secretary washed it for me the other day tho when i was off, cos she was so disgusted by it. :)
sry for blabbing
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 14:52, More)
long time no post
1. i love picking my nose.. (made it bleed earlier this year and has only just healed)
2. i love picking my bum.. (not bled yet :/)
3. when i have cold hands i alway put them on to unexpecting peoples flesh. like when you just arrive at the pub after a cold walk, going up to people (that you know!) and putting it on their neck stomach when not expecting...(im sure this didnt need explaining so fully)
4. i never ever ever was my mug at work, and havent doen so properly in the last 3 half yrs. The secretary washed it for me the other day tho when i was off, cos she was so disgusted by it. :)
sry for blabbing
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 14:52, More)