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» Worst Band Ever

The Libertines / Doherty
You can't make a myth out of hackneyed Clash references. But you can if you help the NME sell papers.

Utter cunts, utterly shit and totally unchallenging. And, yes i've seen them live, before their first single and they faux shambolically bollocksed their way through their 'gig' with the obvious intention to create an 'event'. Even Pete's skag japes seem contrived. And that Carl Barat has the temerity to look just like Robbie Fowler, as if to insult my eyes as well as my ears.

I want to form a band called 'The Winehouse / Doherty Tube Train Suicide Pact'. Only it wouldn't be suicide, i'd first have pushed the mockney 'Caaaamdaaahn' cunts under a train and release a recording of the sound of their heads getting pulped as our first single.

I've since developed an aversion to pork pie hats, pork pies and moon faced cunts everywhere
(Fri 31st Dec 2010, 14:14, More)

» Getting Old

32 in a week
and already in a folk-punk band.

(Thu 7th Jun 2012, 19:41, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

Head of Entertainment on BBC1
For green-lighting Dr Who.

In 1963.

I just sat through an hour of nonsensical, cripplingly embarrassed actors and actresses wanking away my license fee.

That Matt bloke already looks like he's had his face beaten concave, so there's nothing we can do to harm him! Nothing!!!
(Sat 25th Dec 2010, 19:35, More)

» Getting Old

The length of time since you last checked your Friends Reunited account
is probably a longer period of time than between you finishing school to when joining Friends Reunited sounded like a good idea.
(Thu 7th Jun 2012, 19:57, More)

» Trolls

The Coalition frontbench
is currently delivering a masterclass in trolling. Just ask at your local jobcentre / hospital / school / protest march / rape crisis centre.
(Sun 22nd May 2011, 23:07, More)
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