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» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

Not really thrown away,
but i am willing to throw myself out of the window if a new question doesnt come up very soon..

click i like this if you want me to jump!
(Thu 21st Aug 2008, 13:03, More)

» Sleepwalking

Its a Gooooooooal!
i remember a few years ago now, we all used to go to a mates flat and take lots and lots of E.

one mate michael was sleeping on the floor, and me and two mates were drifting in and out of sleep on the sofa, when michael sit bolt up rights and shots at the top of his lungs "AND ITS TEDDY SHERRINGHAM WITH THE BALL, HE SHOOT, HE SCORES, GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!" we all sat there in hystircs as he then layed back down and carried on sleeping.

a few hours later me and two mates are sat up smoking the bong when we look at mike on the floor and ask him if he wants a hit... to which he replies, give me a few minutes im just helping my mate unload his lorry.. lol were on a the third floor in the same place we have been for the past 10 hours..

we dont see him much anymore. wondered what happned to him lol.

*insert length joke here*
(Fri 24th Aug 2007, 15:31, More)

» Accidental innuendo

My Ring
Im not usually the one to say thing that can be taken out of context, but a years ago i was sat around the dinner table with my family, when i look up and say to my mum "do you think i can get my ring enlarged, its getting a bit tight"

my sister promptly fell off her chair in fit of total hysterics, me on the other hand was confused as to what was so funny.

she still brings it up every now and then.

no appologise for length, the width is where its at.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 16:16, More)

» Will you go out with me?

Another one i have to sit out
ive never been very lucky with relationships, but have quiet a few female friends. There have been the odd relationship that has lasted a few months but they all tend to go the same way. either im not interested in them or vice versa. why is it harder for men to find someone? i dont like internet dating but i just never seem to be able to find anyone of interest? i dont think there is anything wrong with me, why cant i just find someone?

length, it will be worth the wait!
(Mon 1st Sep 2008, 12:28, More)

» Guilty Secrets


guilty secret,

i once picked my neice up and bashed her head on the ceiling, it was a sloped ceiling and she was crying already...
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 12:31, More)
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