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» Banks

RBS Reject
I used to bank with RBS in my student days - always living in my overdraft, that kind of thing. Anyway, once I was finally getting back on an even keel, the bastards closed my account and posted me a cheque for the amount it contained. "WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT?" I thought to myself, as this had been the one and only bank account I'd ever had.

I have to laugh now when I look back - there's no way I'd have expected to be a part owner of the company within 10 years.
(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 13:44, More)

» Lies that got out of control

I lies in my bed
a good couple of hours beyond the start of work this morning. I blamed the football, which was the absolute truth of it. Hangover is starting to get way out of control.
(Thu 12th Aug 2010, 15:04, More)

» God

God - likes a laugh, doesn't He?
Apparently Stirling is set to get a patrol of religious volunteers who will 'help people who get into difficulty on a night out'.
The story goes on to say they 'will offer help and advice in a non-confrontational way in a bid to cut drink-related violence'.

I'm not the most violent drunk, but if I was turning myself inside out because I'd had a couple too many,
the last thing I'd need is some 'advice' from the bible. And can you see them stepping in to referee a fight outside the pub?
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 14:12, More)