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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
President of Malta
My brother's girlfriend is Maltese and her parents had been invited to the President's ball to be feted with Ferrero Rocher. When they arrived a man approached and her mum gave him her coat, thinking it was the cloakroom attendent. It wasn't. It was the President of their country. Bless him.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 13:49, More)
President of Malta
My brother's girlfriend is Maltese and her parents had been invited to the President's ball to be feted with Ferrero Rocher. When they arrived a man approached and her mum gave him her coat, thinking it was the cloakroom attendent. It wasn't. It was the President of their country. Bless him.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 13:49, More)
» Political Correctness Gone Mad
Xmas
We'd just been to the last union party before xmas.
The throng of students was gradually being ushered outside and my mates and I started separating to go home.
Because I wouldn't see him till the new year, I shouted 'Happy Christmas' to a mate a few yards away. An asian guy next to me then demanded I apologise.
"What for?" I asked incredulously.
"That's not my religion" he said. I really couldn't believe this bollocks so I refused which started a fight.
Utterly ridiculous.
Firstly, why is he there if he's so hateful of christianity as it was the Xmas party. Secondly, I'm an atheist SO IT'S NOT MY RELIGION EITHER!
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 11:52, More)
Xmas
We'd just been to the last union party before xmas.
The throng of students was gradually being ushered outside and my mates and I started separating to go home.
Because I wouldn't see him till the new year, I shouted 'Happy Christmas' to a mate a few yards away. An asian guy next to me then demanded I apologise.
"What for?" I asked incredulously.
"That's not my religion" he said. I really couldn't believe this bollocks so I refused which started a fight.
Utterly ridiculous.
Firstly, why is he there if he's so hateful of christianity as it was the Xmas party. Secondly, I'm an atheist SO IT'S NOT MY RELIGION EITHER!
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 11:52, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
I love my brick
I have a brick from an oven from the death camp in sachsenhausen that i stole on a school trip.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:50, More)
I love my brick
I have a brick from an oven from the death camp in sachsenhausen that i stole on a school trip.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:50, More)
» Shoplifting
Brick Oven
While on a school trip to Berlin, we visited a nearby wartime extermination camp.
On a tour round the camp, I nipped over the fence and took a loose brick from one of the ovens.
Yes, those ovens.
On a previous trip to Berlin I palmed a badge being sold on some stall near the Brandenburg Gate. Germany obviously brings out the klepto in me.
P.S. having just read a post below I shoud add credence to my own by mentioning I too am from Doncaster (doing my bit for Donny tourism)
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 12:35, More)
Brick Oven
While on a school trip to Berlin, we visited a nearby wartime extermination camp.
On a tour round the camp, I nipped over the fence and took a loose brick from one of the ovens.
Yes, those ovens.
On a previous trip to Berlin I palmed a badge being sold on some stall near the Brandenburg Gate. Germany obviously brings out the klepto in me.
P.S. having just read a post below I shoud add credence to my own by mentioning I too am from Doncaster (doing my bit for Donny tourism)
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 12:35, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
tit cricket
While out on thee piss, if you touch a tit with an elbow, 1 run, 2 tits with an elbow, 2 runs, hand on a tit 4runs, two hands on 2 tits 6 runs. If you get slapped, you're out. The winner is the highest score, although obviously a score of 2, not out, beats 238 out.
Another one is spot the gay. pretty self explanatory. Big clues are hand movements, mincing walks and pink shirts
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 9:08, More)
tit cricket
While out on thee piss, if you touch a tit with an elbow, 1 run, 2 tits with an elbow, 2 runs, hand on a tit 4runs, two hands on 2 tits 6 runs. If you get slapped, you're out. The winner is the highest score, although obviously a score of 2, not out, beats 238 out.
Another one is spot the gay. pretty self explanatory. Big clues are hand movements, mincing walks and pink shirts
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 9:08, More)