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» Sleepwalking
Disasterous? Yes...
After spending two weeks in a small, shitty caravan in Devon, my mom and dad decided it was time to go home. With great delight I agreed as I had slept for only about 2 maybe 3 hours per night (I had to sleep on a fold out sofa that was as comfortable as a chainsaw to the nut sack). Anyway, we set off for home at about 9 that night to "avoid traffic" and after about an hour I was flat out, completely dead to the world. Another hour later and I found myself, quite suddenly, awake and stood in the middle of a car park. Naturally, I was shit scared and panicked. Why was I in a car park? Had my parents had enough and left me there? No. Turned out they had stopped for a toilet break and left me in the car asleep, at which point I got out of the car and crossed the foot-bridge to the other side of the service station before standing completely still in a parking space.
It took at LEAST 2 days for this event to be classed as "funny" in my opinion. It took alot less time than that for the rest of my family to point and laugh.
(Sat 25th Aug 2007, 0:03, More)
Disasterous? Yes...
After spending two weeks in a small, shitty caravan in Devon, my mom and dad decided it was time to go home. With great delight I agreed as I had slept for only about 2 maybe 3 hours per night (I had to sleep on a fold out sofa that was as comfortable as a chainsaw to the nut sack). Anyway, we set off for home at about 9 that night to "avoid traffic" and after about an hour I was flat out, completely dead to the world. Another hour later and I found myself, quite suddenly, awake and stood in the middle of a car park. Naturally, I was shit scared and panicked. Why was I in a car park? Had my parents had enough and left me there? No. Turned out they had stopped for a toilet break and left me in the car asleep, at which point I got out of the car and crossed the foot-bridge to the other side of the service station before standing completely still in a parking space.
It took at LEAST 2 days for this event to be classed as "funny" in my opinion. It took alot less time than that for the rest of my family to point and laugh.
(Sat 25th Aug 2007, 0:03, More)
» Have you ever seen a dead body?
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I've seen a few actually. Too many for my liking.
First one was at 8 years old when my grandad died, then I saw (what was left) of a man that had been hit by a lorry when I was 10, then my other grandad died while I was sitting by him when I was 12, I found a dead person in a lake whilst on a family trip at the age of 13 and about 5 months ago me and some friends found someone that had slit their wrists in the middle of some woodland by my home.
Not exactly had the best of luck when it comes to seeing dead people so far. I never felt upset or traumatised really. My reaction with most of these was basically "oh...a dead person."
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 19:10, More)
Well
I've seen a few actually. Too many for my liking.
First one was at 8 years old when my grandad died, then I saw (what was left) of a man that had been hit by a lorry when I was 10, then my other grandad died while I was sitting by him when I was 12, I found a dead person in a lake whilst on a family trip at the age of 13 and about 5 months ago me and some friends found someone that had slit their wrists in the middle of some woodland by my home.
Not exactly had the best of luck when it comes to seeing dead people so far. I never felt upset or traumatised really. My reaction with most of these was basically "oh...a dead person."
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 19:10, More)