» Guilty Secrets

Why no one should piss me off...
When i was 6... i took a dump in my sisters beach bag because she locked me out of the toilet... She didnt find it for about 3 weeks either. I blamed it on my other sister and got away scott free! My sister got send to therapy instead.
(Mon 3rd Sep 2007, 12:48, More)

» Sleepwalking

Im a mad arse sleepwalker!
Ive been a chronic sleepwalker since i was a bub, ive done some pretty awesome things too.

I once got up, took the doona into the bathroom, folded it up perfectly and put it in the bath... and pissed all over it.
My boyfriend came out to see why the doona was gone, saw what i had done and guessed that i was sleepwalking. He went to gently coax me back to bed and when he touched me, i spun around, grabbed his wang and shoved him over so that he was hanging from my hand by his old fella... suffice to say i was treated with more respect on my sleep walking adventures after that.
(Thu 30th Aug 2007, 7:10, More)

» Too much information

Good Old Annie
My good friend Annie is the quiet type. My friends and i are loud, crass and totally out do her in anything she tries.

We were watching The Simpsons and i asked what DMY actually meant.. what part gets messed? Annie looks at me and goes "You know? Fanny batter! Old yogurt."

Suffice to say im now looking for a boyfriend.
(Sun 9th Sep 2007, 13:16, More)