» Shit Stories: Part Number Two

Not me but...
my mate. he was walking to work and he saw this old man. moustache, pipe, the lot. he was stumbling around a bit so my mate avoided him (cos hes really nice)

the old guy then went into some bushes, said a very posh "bloody hell" and let fly something that can only be described as epic diareaha (spelling). the best part is he wiped with his hand, smelled it, and walked on as if nothing happened

all the while my mate was throwing up at the sight of this old man take a poorly disguised shit
(Mon 31st Mar 2008, 4:27, More)

» Sleepwalking

In Arabic?
A friend of mine at leeds fest did something quite strange. It's not pissing on something like most of these seem to be but oh well. He was sharing a tent with his sister and she woke up to him kicking her. She asked him what she was doing and he said he was looking for some instructions in Arabic. After that he just made his way back to sleep
(Tue 28th Aug 2007, 10:41, More)

» Your first cigarette

Well...
I first started when i took ecstasy as all the cool older boys said it felt good.

Then everytime me and my friends took pills they used to become a necessity. Richmond superkings cos they lasted ages and you couldnt taste them while high

Then my first one that was sober(ish) was when we were tramping out. We'd finished all the weed and I thought "don't smoke them while sober, should have some effect"

Edit - All this talk about smoking has made me get one now. i was going a week without one. bastards =p
(Fri 21st Mar 2008, 1:23, More)

» Sleepwalking

I'd have to chose...
The connect 4 made out of fine cheese. That'd be pretty awesome
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 10:52, More)

» Sleepwalking

Cant think of a subject
well im still gonna try. ill just talk about shit till this QOTw is over. instead of north vs south how about scotland vs wales? should be interesting
(Thu 30th Aug 2007, 21:13, More)