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'ello

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(hair by Q4nobody because it was taking far too long, sorry) sequel
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I want these

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hull etc. with knobs on

previously
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5... 4... 3... 2... 1...


Goodnight!
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o/' The magnificent Fear in its flying machine... o/'


(apologies for size)
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gesundheit
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Never let a "Thing" near your Kinder Egg...


You'll never get it back...
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"b3ta discovers cause of cancer!"


"molecule makes scientists hide behind the sofa!"
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"Thing" goes to Baghdad



(crap, but I'm bored)
(zoiks! another proof of Fnord's Law)
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Bah! Bleurgh! Etc!

Freedom of screech, and all that...
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The adventures of Deery-Mee; the very stupid fawn...



Part One: Deery-Mee visits the MOD reserve
(apologies to gracielou...)
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o/' The chills that you spill up my back o/'

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this took ages, but twas a good education...


enjoy - there are more on the way
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o/' No New Years Day... to celebrate... o/'

o/'No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away...o/'

(the artist formerly known as Colonel Custard)
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When Luke's X-wing broke down...

Yoda had to weld the Force...
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The mice would rue the day when they

declared war on Tiddles
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As requested...

(Amelie + Twins + Scouse Cat [Mr. Sheep] + Ostrich)
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(more to do on this, but no time,
so it becomes a moo yay...)
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Blah blah blah

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quickie before bed...

might inspire some folks...
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The Sphinx was delighted with its new fez,

so it rewarded the soldiers with some magic...
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Exodus:22:51-55


"...and Moses returned from the mountain
top, and did find his people working out,
stuffing their mouths with fresh fruits &
vegetables, gardening, and making pretty,
embroidered cushion covers. And Moses got
very angry..."
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Mornin'...

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Otter lurve

Yeah baby!
(thanks to rikrak for finding the donor pic)
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After their dastardly murder of Nohands...

The Colonel and Fluffyknuckles had to be extra careful
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An old bandwagon, but a good bandwagon...

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"When are we gonna get there, John? We've been walking for hours!"

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"Fluffyknuckles, did you remember the earplugs this time?"

(biggie/wallpaper on the way, but it needs more work)
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The carrier crews were delighted with their new mixing deck

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Nohands thought rescue was on the way, but alas...

(apologies for size - 150Kb)
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Don't ask

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Evil Cuddly Toy: 'Muahahaa! I have you now, No Hands!'
No Hands: 'Transmute!'

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» World's Most Hated Food

Another vote for celery...
I love decent coleslaw & salads etc. (with criminal amounts of real mayonnaise), but I hate picking foul bits of celery out of them.

Sprouts; I'm partial to most veg. if they are cooked properly (i.e. al dente + small amount of salt), but sprouts are vile.

Liver, kidneys, and any other non-muscle bits of animals that are laced with piss & shit.

Anything not butter, like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Because I'm Either Fucking Stupid Or Haven't Tasted Butter Since I Was Five. Small amounts of butter won't kill you, so eat less of it and keep margarine for the few recipes where butter won't work (e.g. cakes).
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» World's Most Hated Food

I was referring to Nick G & Doctor Evil, not you
disgusting apple juice (cos it's cheap/always in surplus) + blackcurrent/mango/whatever else is cheap and in surplus drinks with disgusting aftertastes because of artificial sweeteners
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» World's Most Hated Food

I'll stick up for rice pudding too
especially if it's homemade (i.e not that canned spunk that Ambrosia makes) with lots of brown sugar et.c
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» World's Most Hated Food

That's true, but that doesn't mean we are not aware of it.
If I had no choice and (more importantly) wasn't aware of the alternatives, then I could probably stomach whale blubber too.

However, my parents never want to eat any of that stuff again. My mother feels nauseous when she recalls some of the stuff she had to eat (like boiled pigs head that stank the entire house out whilst being cooked).

So, stop all the self-righteous stuff and tell us why you hate X.

I hate bananas too, but I'm not sure why. I've not eaten one since someone gave me some dried banana that made me sick, so I've forgotten what they taste like. Their smell (especially of discarded skins) makes me want to heave. I can't share the same space with banana eaters for very long; it's like a phobia/allergy or something.
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