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Pissing
Standard Friday night. Went out to a party and got drunk on about a litre of Jack Daniels. Three of us went to this party, one of them i knew called Spunker, the other was someone i had met a few times prior but never really gotten to know, for the sake of this story, he was called Chris, for that was his name. Anywhos, fast forward to about 1am i decided to walk back with my mate James who joined this "party" quite late, we ended up walking out and down the road, shouting and puking our guts up whilst being shouted out by some fuckin council estate single mother scum. Got to a kebab shop, brought food and got home to eat, i was sitting on the sofa eating and i noticed i was somewhat alone. I finished what i was eating and marched upstairs to find that James had crashed out and unresponsive. I was leaning up with my head against a wall and decided to take a piss....with my jeans on...outside Chris's room.... Now at this time, i was very tired, and instead of changing my jeans, i decided to sleep in Chris's bed. Fast asleep now and then got woken up to Chris shouting at me "OI GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BED!!!" so slugglishly, i got out and crashed on the sofa...walking down the stairs, i realised my jeans were still on and still very wet...fuck! oh well, better not say anything. I changed my jeans and slept on the sofa. Waking up the next morning and Chris came down the stairs complaining about how much he was sweating that night! He still doesnt know!!

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(Wed 26th Dec 2007, 22:20, More)