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» Kids

When I was about 13
I used to pick up my 4 year old sister and hit my 11 year old brother with her.

I am efficient.
(Mon 21st Apr 2008, 16:47, More)

» Nightclubs

A little the worse for wear by the cloakroom
It's nearing the end of the night so I go up to the cloakroom lady and say "I'm very sorry, but I've lost the ticket for my jacket, is there any chance I could get it back without the ticket.

She looked impatient and said "I've already given you your coat"

And then had the temerity to add "and you are wearing it"

I've not really been back since.
(Tue 14th Apr 2009, 13:29, More)

» Random Acts of Evil

I told my little brother...
that however fast you run at automatic doors they will always open before you reach them
(Fri 17th Feb 2012, 17:01, More)

» School Days

My school had a sweet girl with the nickname pixie
She made sandcastles in the longjump pit.

(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 13:47, More)

» Sticking it to The Man

Stinking it to the man
Trying to get off a train. A big fat business man is sat halfway on his seat, halfway in the aisle, elbows pointed out because fuck you I'm a big fat business man, this is *my* space and *I* deserve it (don't ask why I'm not in first class).

It's clear he's not going to lean even out of the way, or even tuck his arms in. All the disembarking passengers are going to have to slowly shufflesqueeze past him.

I don't want to have say something to him and cause a scene, but really he is being a tit and someone should be told by someone ... perhaps ... a my rectum someone.

The fart is silent, I leave the train. The fat man gets to sit in my karmic poohgas.

3 years later the banking system collapsed. Sorry about that.
(Thu 17th Jun 2010, 17:35, More)
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