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(Wed 4th Feb 2009, 19:10, More)

These days Optimus works for Eddie Stobart

Woo Hits!
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 11:27, More)

awww... a little crabbit!

King size
(Sun 7th Dec 2003, 22:19, More)

100% FACT - Space Chimps rule.

(Tue 28th Oct 2003, 14:00, More)

Ernie knew he'd never be a bird..
So he decided to become a professional dancer.

(Mon 19th May 2003, 22:34, More)

Yep.. this ones a real one..

unofishal flash chat thingamie
(Sat 12th Apr 2003, 17:49, More)

Never ending chunk

this took me a good 2 hours hehe
(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 23:29, More)

White water giraffting

go large
sign my guestbook if you like chips
(Wed 2nd Apr 2003, 15:10, More)

Tetris would be insanely difficult

my gallery
(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 12:06, More)

A roller toaster

sign my guestbook and recieve a free kitten*
*this may still be a lie
(Mon 17th Mar 2003, 17:08, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Out of my depth

i was too scared to ask to go to the toilet in assembely
so sitting on the cold hard floor with 300 other 8 year olds, i proceeded to wee and then use my arms to keep the puddle underneath me.

haha never actually admitted that to anyone before.

Dont tell anyone.. right?
(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 19:10, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

i shagged a REALLY fat bird on my 20th Birthday.
Thing is.. she wasnt fat when i went to bed...

I woke up in the morning and rolled over and she looked at me and said.. "yep you shagged a fat bird".

(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 10:56, More)

» Booze Related Disasters

my student flatmates stole a park bench from an old peoples home
Myself and another freind thought this was a bit rude, so after they had repainted it and cleaned it up, we took it back to the old peoples home in the middle of the night.

They must have been rather freaked out.
(Fri 19th Mar 2004, 10:55, More)

» I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)

I was really into the Prodigy when i was about 15
Me and my mate Richard went to a live gig.. and I came home with a waterbottle that the Prodigy had trown into the crowd!!


So anyway.. we were experimenting with "drugs".. and someone told us birdseed had hemp in it...

So we made a bong from the bottle and smoked birdseed through it in my parents garden.

Im sure we both pretended it worked aswell.

Brilliant. We were so cool.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 17:19, More)

» Premonitions

on sep 11th
i was flicking between news channels because we hadnt had any good terrorist attacks in a while....
(Sat 20th Nov 2004, 11:46, More)
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