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I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

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» Unreasonable Cruelty

I like to water my plants with ice cubes

(Sat 20th Jul 2013, 13:15, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Did you hear about the Mexican Ivy League graduate...
...who was arrested in Connecticut for securities fraud?

Si. He whenttu yail.
(Sat 7th Oct 2023, 17:40, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Skip the cheesy lines...
...that was the tagline on her online dating profile.

So I wrote to her, "Skip the cheesy lines? You gouda brie kidding! Where's the fon-duing that?!? : )))"
(Sun 8th Dec 2019, 13:16, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I told this joke to my cats...
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kitties: Meow

Me: To end up on your plate!

Kitties: nyom nyom nyom
(Wed 31st Oct 2018, 2:32, More)

» School Days

Some Things Never Change
I recently found my report card from 2nd Grade. I had outstanding marks in Math and Science, and average marks in English and Spelling. So it figures I would become a mechanical engineer.

But the real kicker was the remark that Sister Maureen wrote at the bottom:

"Mark can do beautiful work but tends to daydream too much."

It's more than 30 years later, and I couldn't agree more.
(Sun 1st Feb 2009, 3:15, More)
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