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I like to water my plants with ice cubes

(Sat 20th Jul 2013, 13:15, More)

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What do you call a body builder..
...who studies pelvic organs as well as weather patterns?

A meaty urologist.
(Sun 18th Aug 2024, 17:01, More)

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Did you hear about the Mexican Ivy League graduate...
...who was arrested in Connecticut for securities fraud?

Si. He whenttu yail.
(Sat 7th Oct 2023, 17:40, More)

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Skip the cheesy lines...
...that was the tagline on her online dating profile.

So I wrote to her, "Skip the cheesy lines? You gouda brie kidding! Where's the fon-duing that?!? : )))"
(Sun 8th Dec 2019, 13:16, More)

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I told this joke to my cats...
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kitties: Meow

Me: To end up on your plate!

Kitties: nyom nyom nyom
(Wed 31st Oct 2018, 2:32, More)