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When April Fool's Jokes Go Horribly Wrong

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» Breakin' The Law

a while ago
me and a group of friends where walking to a mates house, when the police pulled up next to us and asked us what we were doing/where we where going etc, anyway one of my mates who's a bit of a cocky git starts winding them up a bit and eventually tells them that we are going to a mates house and its the last house on xyz road, and he's welcome to pop in for a cuppa if he wants.

Well, we all laughed a bit, and carried on a ways in good spirit, got to the house in question, got very drunk, smoked a fair bit of various substances, everything was generally good, till there was this knock at the door.

non other than Mr Plod him self, some how , fuck knows how, someone managed to stall him for a minute or two whilst there was the fasted 'clean up operation' you'd ever have seen. well i say clean up, really was just using magazines to cover the offending substances. Mr Plod comes in, orders his cuppa, and watch's match of the day with us. The fact that we all had eyes redder than the sun, and the place stank of ganja was neither here or there.

Mr Plod finished his cuppa, then left, thanking us for making his night 'more interesting'

was a very surreal experience to say the least.
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 21:39, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

last day at school
last day of school we decided to get revenge on the caretaker aka grounds keeper willy. (because he was a genreal annoying twunk)

This was done by sneaking a rather large amount of industrial weed killer into school and at lunch break proceeding to pour this week killer all over the field. But being the intelligent students we were, it wasn't just poured any old way, oh no, it was poured to great precise and accuracy. in short we managed to get the outline of a 20m long cock stained into the field.
(Sat 15th May 2004, 16:44, More)