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My name is Stu. I'm 22.

I lurk rather than post unfortunately.

Been absent from b3ta for about 3-4 years? Realised I still got my account, good to be back. :]

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» World's Sickest Joke

What's the similarity between a steak and kidney pie and an old woman's cunt?
You've got to bite through the crust and jelly to get to the meat.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 22:11, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

I have always hated mushrooms with a passion.
So one time I was with my dad, somewhere in London. (I don't know why, but he bought me to work with him a couple of times when I was about ten.) He bought me something for lunch.

It was round, grey/black/brownish with an odd texture. I asked what it was, he said it was a spider with it's head and legs cut off.

I (completely ungrossed by what I heard it was) ate it, and quite liked it.

I was about to ask for another when he told me it was actually a mushroom. That's when my first incident of induced vomiting occurred. :)
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 15:39, More)