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Before Tic toc , before Facebook, before Myspace, there was this. The ancient ones. We had Nokias. We were trusted to enter html in messages as we liked. We actually used E-Mail for privat communication.

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» Spoilt Brats

Fun at the museum
While I visited the Museum of Scotland I encountered a group of young Spanish teenagers. They appeared to have a whale of a time talking loudly in Spanish while leaning on a mediaeval baptismal fonts and treating the whole thing like a pathetic attempt for their personal amusement. I was trying to read a something, English isn't my mother's tongue so eded some concentration for that, but I couldn't and got more and more angry about them.
Finally I turned around and said iwith my best deep English voice: "I'm sorry but could you be a bit more silent? I'm trying to read something here!"
They shrugged softend a bitand went the other way.
Later at a differend ward I heared them approaching again and assumed I hadn't made alasting impression. But when the first girl went round the corner and saw me she sucked air through her teeth and said something in Spanish to her mates. Addressing me again she said "Sorry" and forced her mates to go the other direction.
I think, I grew a cm that day.
(Sat 11th Oct 2008, 19:39, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

I put on some gloves,
raided the "garden" behind the house and made some stinging nettle soup. It really works and tastes okay, but is a hell lot of work. If somebody e-mails me, maybe I can be arsed to think of the recipe.
(Sun 10th Oct 2004, 0:50, More)

» Stupid Tourists

When I went with friends to London in 1994 we fell in love with Covent Garden.
Maybe if you life there, it's a tourist trap with a lot of not-so-funny cunts, but we loved it. So imagine our excitement went we found out (looking at a map of London)that there wasn't just Covent Garden but even "New Covent Garden"! I our tiny minds we imagined "New and improved" Covent Garden being even better than the thing at St. Paul's. It was a bit difficult to get there, though. You had to take the tube, get a bus and then even walk a bit. We even went to look if it was behind this HUGE GROCERY STOREHOUSE before we finally realised our mistake.
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 8:42, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What has got four legs and one arm ?
A pitbull at the playground.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:32, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I think I found the side much like everybody else,
I did a search for "Multi-breasted Porn" some when 2002 and b3ta happened to have a link in it's Top Ten Rude Things feature:

Good old times.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:44, More)
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