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» When Animals Attack
Jack n Jill
The two 'celebrity' monkeys at our local zoo (Banham Zoo), famous for throwing their own poo at spectators. Ah, the scamps, how cute.
I remember one 'teddy bear's picnic' held at the zoo that we all went to with school. And sitting on the coach back crying my eyes out cos my best bear had been walloped with monkey kak.
Monkeys are horrible. I still dispute that they're our ancestors.
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 14:26, More)
Jack n Jill
The two 'celebrity' monkeys at our local zoo (Banham Zoo), famous for throwing their own poo at spectators. Ah, the scamps, how cute.
I remember one 'teddy bear's picnic' held at the zoo that we all went to with school. And sitting on the coach back crying my eyes out cos my best bear had been walloped with monkey kak.
Monkeys are horrible. I still dispute that they're our ancestors.
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 14:26, More)
» Phobias
I used to be scared of cockroaches
But a bit of a roach infestation is nothing compared to the Parktown Prawn, a hideous 'king cricket/ roach/ scorpion/ beelzebub hybrid that used to pay numerous visits into our house in Johannesburg. One night, having dealt with about 6, we just got into the car and drove until dawn, whereupon the heinous creatures would desert us...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parktown_Prawn
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 15:25, More)
I used to be scared of cockroaches
But a bit of a roach infestation is nothing compared to the Parktown Prawn, a hideous 'king cricket/ roach/ scorpion/ beelzebub hybrid that used to pay numerous visits into our house in Johannesburg. One night, having dealt with about 6, we just got into the car and drove until dawn, whereupon the heinous creatures would desert us...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parktown_Prawn
(Thu 10th Apr 2008, 15:25, More)
» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
Don't you hate...
Those 'rabbit dropping' poos, that are sooooo unsatisfying, and make rapid fire plop plop noises in the toilet. Usually the work toilet.
And haven't you noticed that the morning coffee at your desk will get your bowels turning within 5 minutes...
(Fri 28th Mar 2008, 11:34, More)
Don't you hate...
Those 'rabbit dropping' poos, that are sooooo unsatisfying, and make rapid fire plop plop noises in the toilet. Usually the work toilet.
And haven't you noticed that the morning coffee at your desk will get your bowels turning within 5 minutes...
(Fri 28th Mar 2008, 11:34, More)