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» How nerdy are you?
Nerds..
Currently my girlfriend and I are sitting on sofas about a metre apart. Both of us are intently typing away on our laptops, occasionally writing sweet nothings to each other on msn. That's surely pretty nerdy?
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 20:44, More)
Nerds..
Currently my girlfriend and I are sitting on sofas about a metre apart. Both of us are intently typing away on our laptops, occasionally writing sweet nothings to each other on msn. That's surely pretty nerdy?
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 20:44, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Puns
Firstly, stretching the English language to breaking point just to make a phrase that sort of sounds a bit like another one isn't really punnery. Secondly, it's fucking annoying and you should all feel ashamed of yourselves.
(Sat 17th Oct 2009, 11:14, More)
Puns
Firstly, stretching the English language to breaking point just to make a phrase that sort of sounds a bit like another one isn't really punnery. Secondly, it's fucking annoying and you should all feel ashamed of yourselves.
(Sat 17th Oct 2009, 11:14, More)
» Shoplifting
Not me but...
I remember once walking into Borders in Bournemouth; just as I was walking through the front door I saw one woman grab another and throw her to the floor - bashing the poor girl's head against the "New Releases" table as she went down.
I was a bit shocked by this random act of violence so strolled over to see if I could help. At that moment the aggressor took a radio from her back pocket, and mumbled something unintelligible into it. At this two more people came streaming towards this little scene, one from outside, another from downstairs, at which point all 3 of them picked the girl up off the floor and carried her outside the shop leaving her frantic cries of "Help me mate, help me" ringing in my ears.
The weird thing was that all of these people were wearing plain clothes and one of them came from outside the shop. Presumably their victim was a shoplifter, but in that case why the "sting operation" rather than the usual Benny Hill style dash down the High Street? And where the hell did they take her?
Not entirely sure why I shared that, however I make no apologies for length and at least it wasn't a terrible pun.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 10:11, More)
Not me but...
I remember once walking into Borders in Bournemouth; just as I was walking through the front door I saw one woman grab another and throw her to the floor - bashing the poor girl's head against the "New Releases" table as she went down.
I was a bit shocked by this random act of violence so strolled over to see if I could help. At that moment the aggressor took a radio from her back pocket, and mumbled something unintelligible into it. At this two more people came streaming towards this little scene, one from outside, another from downstairs, at which point all 3 of them picked the girl up off the floor and carried her outside the shop leaving her frantic cries of "Help me mate, help me" ringing in my ears.
The weird thing was that all of these people were wearing plain clothes and one of them came from outside the shop. Presumably their victim was a shoplifter, but in that case why the "sting operation" rather than the usual Benny Hill style dash down the High Street? And where the hell did they take her?
Not entirely sure why I shared that, however I make no apologies for length and at least it wasn't a terrible pun.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 10:11, More)
» Your first cigarette
Puns.
Sorry, perhaps this really isn't in the spirit of things, but:
RHYMING A WORD WITH ONE OR TWO WORDS FROM THE QUESTION DOES NOT A PUN MAKE.
Perhaps from now on I shall be shunned by one and all, but surely there are others here who despise the punnery as much as I do?
(Wed 26th Mar 2008, 16:09, More)
Puns.
Sorry, perhaps this really isn't in the spirit of things, but:
RHYMING A WORD WITH ONE OR TWO WORDS FROM THE QUESTION DOES NOT A PUN MAKE.
Perhaps from now on I shall be shunned by one and all, but surely there are others here who despise the punnery as much as I do?
(Wed 26th Mar 2008, 16:09, More)