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Not evil, but hilarious
On holiday with a bunch of young 20-somethings, our diet consisted mainly of beer, pizza and - for breakfast - Pot Noodle.

Harry, the youngest of the bunch, joined a few of us out on the balcony to tuck into his culinary feast, Chicken and Mushroom flavour.

He was strufggling to eat it because it was so hot. In fact, he was struggling to even hold the plastic container.

Harry: Feck. This Pot Noodle's hot.

Millsee: It will be. Did you let the water boil?

Harry: Yeah. Why?

Millsee: It's just that water boils hotter when you're in Spain. It's because the air temperature is higher.

Harry: {pauses, gets suckered in} That makes sense.

Cue the rest of us taking the piss to the extreme for the rest of the week.

He was quite an intelligent lad. A psychiatric nurse now, I think.
(Wed 19th Dec 2007, 15:42, More)