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Tis the side of my face...

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» Helicopter Parents

Seeing as I read this all the time and very rarely post
I thought I would join in... However, seeing as I had (like quite a few on here) a fairly hippy liberal upbringing I dont reallly have anything to tell so I thought I would give you a poem which somes up the question... Not my own though.

Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
(Fri 11th Sep 2009, 11:30, More)

» Shit Bosses

After a heavy night on the Guiness my bowel movement the following morning trumped along to born in the usa

(Thu 9th Apr 2015, 17:05, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Surprised her name hasnt cropped up yet
Wendy James,

Filthy little minx turned my brain to mush when on (I think it was Going Live) was asked what she wore under her rather small skirts and she replied "Nothing"... Good grief
(Fri 6th Nov 2009, 9:07, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

OK one I have pondered for a while....
Sex with virgins? What is the seeming obsession with some blokes wanting to shag virgins?
Give me someone who has some level of sexual skill anyday.

I can only assume that anyone who is that desperate to boff a virgin has a micro cock and hopes that as a virgin she will have nothing to compare it to.
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 9:19, More)

» Spoilt Brats

looks around nervously :unlurks:
Short but sweet:

Many moons ago in the beautiful town of Basildon, Young urchin scampers through the town centre with Fagin like parents letting him scream at people shout and generally act like a little fuckbag... Then his beady eye does spy a chance for fun... Crowd barriers essentially a 3ft high hoop in the ground, upon which some kids were playing doing tumbles around them etc. He runs under the first pushing other kids aside, likewise the second... Now onto the third unbeknowest to him must have been set a little deeper into the ground for while running at full tilt he decided to use the top of his head as a brake upon said barrier. Now the laws of physics will ensure that while his head did indeed stop (and very fucking suddenly I might add) his legs and the rest of him continued to run... Laugh I nearly shat myself....

Runs and hides again (hopefully only for a bit)
(Tue 14th Oct 2008, 14:17, More)
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