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» Greed
A sell out of my principles...
There was this guy called Dave and, in order to advance my career, I got my friends to support him and his friends and allowed myself (and the country) to be utterly shafted by the Tory numbnuts. Now I've got a big car. Sweet.
Nick Clegg.
(Sat 16th Apr 2011, 14:58, More)
A sell out of my principles...
There was this guy called Dave and, in order to advance my career, I got my friends to support him and his friends and allowed myself (and the country) to be utterly shafted by the Tory numbnuts. Now I've got a big car. Sweet.
Nick Clegg.
(Sat 16th Apr 2011, 14:58, More)
» Hypocrisy
Because it's Ash Wednesday and because I did go to church...
Matthew 6: 1-6. 16-18
Jesus said to his disciples:
'Be careful not to parade your good deeds before men to attract their notice; by doing this you will lose all reward from your Father in heaven. So when you give alms, do not have it trumpeted before you; this is what the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets to win men's admiration. I tell you solemnly, they have had their reward. But when you give alms, your left hand must not know what your right is doing; your almsgiving must be secret, and your Father who sees all that is done in secret will reward you.
'And when you pray, do not imitate the hypocrites: they love to say their prayers standing up in the synagogues and at the street corners for people to see them; I tell you solemnly, they have had their reward. But when you pray, go to your private room and, when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in that secret place, and your Father who sees all that is done in secret will reward you.
'When you fast do not put on a gloomy look as the hypocrites do: they pull long faces to let men know they are fasting. I tell you solemnly, they have had their reward. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that no one will know you are fasting except your Father who sees all that is done in secret; and your Father who sees all that is done in secret will reward you.'
And so on topic as well. Can we have a thread featuring donkey stories in time for Palm Sunday?
(Wed 25th Feb 2009, 20:30, More)
Because it's Ash Wednesday and because I did go to church...
Matthew 6: 1-6. 16-18
Jesus said to his disciples:
'Be careful not to parade your good deeds before men to attract their notice; by doing this you will lose all reward from your Father in heaven. So when you give alms, do not have it trumpeted before you; this is what the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets to win men's admiration. I tell you solemnly, they have had their reward. But when you give alms, your left hand must not know what your right is doing; your almsgiving must be secret, and your Father who sees all that is done in secret will reward you.
'And when you pray, do not imitate the hypocrites: they love to say their prayers standing up in the synagogues and at the street corners for people to see them; I tell you solemnly, they have had their reward. But when you pray, go to your private room and, when you have shut your door, pray to your Father who is in that secret place, and your Father who sees all that is done in secret will reward you.
'When you fast do not put on a gloomy look as the hypocrites do: they pull long faces to let men know they are fasting. I tell you solemnly, they have had their reward. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that no one will know you are fasting except your Father who sees all that is done in secret; and your Father who sees all that is done in secret will reward you.'
And so on topic as well. Can we have a thread featuring donkey stories in time for Palm Sunday?
(Wed 25th Feb 2009, 20:30, More)
» Housemates
It's me...
I feel I am half way to becoming my housemates' own 'housemate from hell'. Will happily bitch loudly about the state of the kitchen and more often than not have to sort it out myself yet my room looks like a bad day in Baghdad. I've been criticised for leaving pubes in the shower (sharing with girls leaves you open to this, particularly the stuff about leaving the toilet seat up, although that's rarely me).
My other crimes? Coming in pissed and singing loudly, watching DVD's too loudly, having sex too loudly, late-night onanism, antagonising neighbours when I've had a bad day at work....and so on. On the plus side, I made dinner for everyone on Tuesday night (the girlfriend was round and I'd made too much again), I do contribute to bills on time, will buy milk, toilet paper etc. and have only taken up half a kitchen cupboard with my food.
I feel a total bastard about the kitchen thing, particularly as I usually take it out on the person in the house with the meekest personality because I know she won't shout back. As I type this I can hear the rattling of crockery as she cleans the dishes (about fucking time). I feel like an absolutely massive wanker. But it does the trick.
(Thu 26th Feb 2009, 18:33, More)
It's me...
I feel I am half way to becoming my housemates' own 'housemate from hell'. Will happily bitch loudly about the state of the kitchen and more often than not have to sort it out myself yet my room looks like a bad day in Baghdad. I've been criticised for leaving pubes in the shower (sharing with girls leaves you open to this, particularly the stuff about leaving the toilet seat up, although that's rarely me).
My other crimes? Coming in pissed and singing loudly, watching DVD's too loudly, having sex too loudly, late-night onanism, antagonising neighbours when I've had a bad day at work....and so on. On the plus side, I made dinner for everyone on Tuesday night (the girlfriend was round and I'd made too much again), I do contribute to bills on time, will buy milk, toilet paper etc. and have only taken up half a kitchen cupboard with my food.
I feel a total bastard about the kitchen thing, particularly as I usually take it out on the person in the house with the meekest personality because I know she won't shout back. As I type this I can hear the rattling of crockery as she cleans the dishes (about fucking time). I feel like an absolutely massive wanker. But it does the trick.
(Thu 26th Feb 2009, 18:33, More)
» Irrational Hatred
Price comparison websites...
and the horrific series of adverts they have spawned, with their jingles and slogans and everything else.
Go compare? No, go fuck yourself with a razor-wire tipped broomstick, you twunt.
(Sun 3rd Apr 2011, 21:20, More)
Price comparison websites...
and the horrific series of adverts they have spawned, with their jingles and slogans and everything else.
Go compare? No, go fuck yourself with a razor-wire tipped broomstick, you twunt.
(Sun 3rd Apr 2011, 21:20, More)