» School fights

Crazy MoFo
Although this story is not really about a fight it does concern school and is far more entertaining than any of my fight stories.

I had just started high school and there were serveral stories going round about a chinese guy in 5th year (I won't name names I'm afraid as this guy was a real nutter) doing mad things.

Story 1 - Someone bet him £20 that he would jump out of a 2nd floor window. He did it and broke a leg. This story was never totally confirmed.

Story 2 - He shot a teacher with a gat gun. He was meant to have shouted at the teacher on the stairs, took aim and popped a dart in his ass. Again this story was never totally confirmed.

Story 3 - He got onto the roof of the foyer wearing his school uniform, a balaclava and for some strange reason a pair of white gloves (like a butler). He then ran around the roof shouting mad stuff and fannying about. The teachers tried to get him to come down but he was having none of it. That was until the bell went, and being the orderly chap he was he jumped down so he would be late! He did jump on the janitor though! This story is totally true as I saw it with me own 2 eyes. For about 3 weeks after the incident we kept drawing a chalk outline signifying were he fell.

He was sadly never seen at school again. God bless that crazy bastard!
(Mon 13th Mar 2006, 15:35, More)