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Recent front page messages:
I wasn't sure whether to give you a flower or a kiss for Valentine's Day, so...
I got you a wallpaper
(Sat 14th Feb 2004, 5:08, More)
I got you a wallpaper
(Sat 14th Feb 2004, 5:08, More)
I took my date to an all-you-can-eat buffet for dinner.
They're now closed
(Fri 30th Jan 2004, 22:12, More)
They're now closed
(Fri 30th Jan 2004, 22:12, More)
I was told they come from eggs. My arse, they do
ooh, thanks for the fp!
(Tue 9th Dec 2003, 3:16, More)
ooh, thanks for the fp!
(Tue 9th Dec 2003, 3:16, More)
She's just getting ready for her bath
good evening, all :)
ooh thank you, your Magicious Donkeyness
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 0:44, More)
good evening, all :)
ooh thank you, your Magicious Donkeyness
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 0:44, More)
Yield to cameramen
edit - ooh double frontpage, thank you magic donkey
(Fri 2nd May 2003, 5:23, More)
edit - ooh double frontpage, thank you magic donkey
(Fri 2nd May 2003, 5:23, More)
It just looked right
clickius biggerus clickus wallpaperus (1280x960)
(Tue 15th Apr 2003, 22:58, More)
clickius biggerus clickus wallpaperus (1280x960)
(Tue 15th Apr 2003, 22:58, More)
Extremely Big Steps Girl battles her arch nemesis,
Impending DOOOOOOM
(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 3:12, More)
Impending DOOOOOOM
(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 3:12, More)
Open the pod bay doors, please, Simon.
Ah ah ah! Not 'til you guess the color code
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 22:27, More)
Ah ah ah! Not 'til you guess the color code
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 22:27, More)
That was the last time Howard went whale watching.
bigger, not better
(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 21:53, More)
bigger, not better
(Sat 1st Feb 2003, 21:53, More)
The Clockwork Bunny
was doing well until the government tried to take care of it.
I think he needs a whole gang of his bunny droogies
(Fri 24th Jan 2003, 21:12, More)
was doing well until the government tried to take care of it.
I think he needs a whole gang of his bunny droogies
(Fri 24th Jan 2003, 21:12, More)
For the geek who has Everything,
Everything for a geek, POCKET SIZED!
(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 1:29, More)
Everything for a geek, POCKET SIZED!
(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 1:29, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Putting the Fun in Funeral
My grandmother's funeral
was this past november. I learned things I never knew about her. Apparently, the pastor did not know very much about her, so he just made things up. He called her by the names that people would know her by, which was a nice touch until he called her by a name I am sure nobody had ever called her by. We could barely contain ourselves every time he referred to her as that in the rest of the service.
There were also the usual stories of her at a young age, but the thing that made my whole family give funny looks was when during the eulogy from the pastor, when he said how much my grandmother enjoyed watching one of the local sports teams play on television. I don't believe my grandmother had ever watched any sporting event besides golf, and our whole family started looking around at each other with confused looks.
Otherwise it was a nice service, but if you are going to have someone speak at the service, make sure they actually knew the deceased.
(Thu 11th May 2006, 20:15, More)
My grandmother's funeral
was this past november. I learned things I never knew about her. Apparently, the pastor did not know very much about her, so he just made things up. He called her by the names that people would know her by, which was a nice touch until he called her by a name I am sure nobody had ever called her by. We could barely contain ourselves every time he referred to her as that in the rest of the service.
There were also the usual stories of her at a young age, but the thing that made my whole family give funny looks was when during the eulogy from the pastor, when he said how much my grandmother enjoyed watching one of the local sports teams play on television. I don't believe my grandmother had ever watched any sporting event besides golf, and our whole family started looking around at each other with confused looks.
Otherwise it was a nice service, but if you are going to have someone speak at the service, make sure they actually knew the deceased.
(Thu 11th May 2006, 20:15, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Indoor curling
In my university Dorm last year, we found that right after they wax the floors, they become almost icily slippery when wet.
We mixed some dish soap in water to get it extra slippery, poured it down the length of the hallway, and got a large rock from outside. Then we took turns throwing it as hard as we could down the hall.
We eventually got in trouble for it, but not for the soapy water, rock, or noise. just because we had mapped out scoring areas with duct tape.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 21:59, More)
Indoor curling
In my university Dorm last year, we found that right after they wax the floors, they become almost icily slippery when wet.
We mixed some dish soap in water to get it extra slippery, poured it down the length of the hallway, and got a large rock from outside. Then we took turns throwing it as hard as we could down the hall.
We eventually got in trouble for it, but not for the soapy water, rock, or noise. just because we had mapped out scoring areas with duct tape.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 21:59, More)
» Worst Record Ever
"The chicken dance"
My parents took me on a cruise when I was younger. Since there is little to do on a ship to keep young children amused, they had an activity program that basically acted as a babysitting service for the parents. The program often consisted of playing music and/or dancing, and at least once a day or possibly more often, they played the chicken dance. That is why, whenever it's played, I run out of the room screaming.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 2:15, More)
"The chicken dance"
My parents took me on a cruise when I was younger. Since there is little to do on a ship to keep young children amused, they had an activity program that basically acted as a babysitting service for the parents. The program often consisted of playing music and/or dancing, and at least once a day or possibly more often, they played the chicken dance. That is why, whenever it's played, I run out of the room screaming.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 2:15, More)
» When animals attack...
I once watched all of my frineds being attacked by a bear
When I was quite young, my neighbor had a large black Newfoundland Dog that was almost rediculously friendly, and completely harmless, but it looked rather bear-like. One evening, a group of my friends were over to my house. When it was dark and time to go home, we gathered outside, and I noticed the dog running across the yard toward us. Naturally, I HAD to yell out "Bear!" at which point, everyone ran inside to leave me laughing and petting the dog.
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 3:05, More)
I once watched all of my frineds being attacked by a bear
When I was quite young, my neighbor had a large black Newfoundland Dog that was almost rediculously friendly, and completely harmless, but it looked rather bear-like. One evening, a group of my friends were over to my house. When it was dark and time to go home, we gathered outside, and I noticed the dog running across the yard toward us. Naturally, I HAD to yell out "Bear!" at which point, everyone ran inside to leave me laughing and petting the dog.
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 3:05, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
A man gets a bionic arm
the doctors tell him that anything he wants it to do, just say so. He is hesitant to use it at first, but one day in the bathroom, his good hand is full of papers, so after pissing, he says "Shake off my penis". The hand does so.
"Oh, that felt kind of good. Do it harder" and the and does it harder. "Oh what the heck, jerk it off," and the hand rips off his penis. Angry at his own stupidity, he yells "Oh, fuck me," and the hand shoves his penis up his anus. In a state of disbelief, he yells "Look at that shit" so the hand pulls his penis back out and shoves it in his eye.
The end.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 17:23, More)
A man gets a bionic arm
the doctors tell him that anything he wants it to do, just say so. He is hesitant to use it at first, but one day in the bathroom, his good hand is full of papers, so after pissing, he says "Shake off my penis". The hand does so.
"Oh, that felt kind of good. Do it harder" and the and does it harder. "Oh what the heck, jerk it off," and the hand rips off his penis. Angry at his own stupidity, he yells "Oh, fuck me," and the hand shoves his penis up his anus. In a state of disbelief, he yells "Look at that shit" so the hand pulls his penis back out and shoves it in his eye.
The end.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 17:23, More)