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Had to change this due to people pointing out spelling and punctuation errors. Did't realise B3ta was a spelling test. I'm scared of the backlash now.
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» Worst Band Ever
I forgot to add Green Day
Olden day Green Day were amazing proper pop punk, having a laugh, singing about wanking and getting pissed then American Idiot happened. They turned into Emo fucking watered down protest Rage Against the Machine floppy cunts. Fuck off new Green Day, cut you hair and start using that battered old blue fender thingy to write good songs about not the bastard government.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 19:07, More)
I forgot to add Green Day
Olden day Green Day were amazing proper pop punk, having a laugh, singing about wanking and getting pissed then American Idiot happened. They turned into Emo fucking watered down protest Rage Against the Machine floppy cunts. Fuck off new Green Day, cut you hair and start using that battered old blue fender thingy to write good songs about not the bastard government.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 19:07, More)
» Worst Band Ever
Near enough every Band played on Radio 1...
I'm 27 and a half and I'm already an old man. I'm in the car flicking through the radio stations and invariably it comes onto Radio 1 and I'm like "Have you heard the shite pet? HAVE YOU HEARD THIS FUCKING SHITE!?" to wor lass every time. Also, I want to stab all the Radio 1 DJ's eyes out too for saying they like the shit they have to play just to stay cool and keep their jobs, bellend fuckholes.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 18:59, More)
Near enough every Band played on Radio 1...
I'm 27 and a half and I'm already an old man. I'm in the car flicking through the radio stations and invariably it comes onto Radio 1 and I'm like "Have you heard the shite pet? HAVE YOU HEARD THIS FUCKING SHITE!?" to wor lass every time. Also, I want to stab all the Radio 1 DJ's eyes out too for saying they like the shit they have to play just to stay cool and keep their jobs, bellend fuckholes.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 18:59, More)
» Hotel Splendido
World Cup
Not really a hotel but I digress. For the last World cup me and 3 friends of various ages went to Amsterdam with the intention of jumping across the border for the England Sweden game. We stayed in a hostel in Amsterdam smack bang in the middle of the Red Light district. We booked one of those fancy 4 man rooms cos we didn't fancy sharing with stinking penniless backpackers and the like. On reporting to the reception we were told our room was double booked and we would not be getting it tomorrow but we can stay for free in on of the large dorm rooms, with the stinky penniless backpackers, FUCK! So we did what any normal English lads would do we threw our bags in and got straight out on the piss. That night I arrived at the hostel 2 mates light and attempted to find my bed in this massive hall of stench weed and dreadlocks. I fell asleep and was woken later by my mate who thought my bed was his and proceeded to push me out oblivious to my presence, this was bad enough, but the fact he was in his 50's, ginger and was naked was also pretty bad, however, along with being old and naked from his legs to his stomach he was covered in shit. I ran a fucking mile and spent the rest of the night rocking back and forth in the bar until the morning. Turned out he scored big time with some cheap fat prozzie and did her up the dirtpipe bearback and caught some kind of backsplash from her after some sort of backpussy fanny fart. On the plus side I did see a Aussies fanny when she was getting changed in the morning. Due to this and that film Hostel I'm never staying in a Hostel again.
(Tue 22nd Jan 2008, 15:20, More)
World Cup
Not really a hotel but I digress. For the last World cup me and 3 friends of various ages went to Amsterdam with the intention of jumping across the border for the England Sweden game. We stayed in a hostel in Amsterdam smack bang in the middle of the Red Light district. We booked one of those fancy 4 man rooms cos we didn't fancy sharing with stinking penniless backpackers and the like. On reporting to the reception we were told our room was double booked and we would not be getting it tomorrow but we can stay for free in on of the large dorm rooms, with the stinky penniless backpackers, FUCK! So we did what any normal English lads would do we threw our bags in and got straight out on the piss. That night I arrived at the hostel 2 mates light and attempted to find my bed in this massive hall of stench weed and dreadlocks. I fell asleep and was woken later by my mate who thought my bed was his and proceeded to push me out oblivious to my presence, this was bad enough, but the fact he was in his 50's, ginger and was naked was also pretty bad, however, along with being old and naked from his legs to his stomach he was covered in shit. I ran a fucking mile and spent the rest of the night rocking back and forth in the bar until the morning. Turned out he scored big time with some cheap fat prozzie and did her up the dirtpipe bearback and caught some kind of backsplash from her after some sort of backpussy fanny fart. On the plus side I did see a Aussies fanny when she was getting changed in the morning. Due to this and that film Hostel I'm never staying in a Hostel again.
(Tue 22nd Jan 2008, 15:20, More)
» Common
Absolute Rage
I had to take the missus to the Hospital for a scrape (dont know the full on medical name for it) after we lost our baby.
After the operation and the waiting around to see if she had any side effects from the anesthetic the Doc said we could go home. Soo off i went to get the car. This trip took me past the maternity ward and what did I see there? A woman trussed up to a Christmas tree with drips, heart monitors and the like just about to drop her fucking offspring sucking on a fucking cigarette. I should have punched her in her throat the fat fucking whore, I hope she got cancer.
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 0:31, More)
Absolute Rage
I had to take the missus to the Hospital for a scrape (dont know the full on medical name for it) after we lost our baby.
After the operation and the waiting around to see if she had any side effects from the anesthetic the Doc said we could go home. Soo off i went to get the car. This trip took me past the maternity ward and what did I see there? A woman trussed up to a Christmas tree with drips, heart monitors and the like just about to drop her fucking offspring sucking on a fucking cigarette. I should have punched her in her throat the fat fucking whore, I hope she got cancer.
(Sun 19th Oct 2008, 0:31, More)
» Tightwads
Smelly Boy
I knew of a person so tight he wouldn't do his washing in the summer. Oh no, he would hang his minging shirts in the window and claim the UV rays off the sun cleansed his clothes better than any detergent could. Ahh the wonders of the British Armed Forces.
(Sat 25th Oct 2008, 15:32, More)
Smelly Boy
I knew of a person so tight he wouldn't do his washing in the summer. Oh no, he would hang his minging shirts in the window and claim the UV rays off the sun cleansed his clothes better than any detergent could. Ahh the wonders of the British Armed Forces.
(Sat 25th Oct 2008, 15:32, More)