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COOEEE! my names gorbo and I live in sunny glasgae!
I work for a shitty computer supplies company whittering away my days talking over the phone about toners and admiring ppl's photoshop talents on B3ta....#

Mail me IM BORED!

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» Blood

When I lived
over in Thailand and I was but a lad, I managed to sneakily purchase a ninja-star at a local market whilst shopping with my mum and smuggled it home in my pocket.

Once I got home I went round to a friends house and we sat a plank of wood against a brick wall taking it in turns to throw the star at it....I lasted 3 throws, missed the plank altogether hit the brick wall cue ninja star ricocheting back bouncing off the ground thus gathering more momentum and sticking square in my shin, believe you me the tears flowed as much as the blood did before i passed out.
(Fri 8th Aug 2008, 9:40, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

Alone in the dark for the 360
got it last week after waiting for a feckin decade.
The control system is the worst i have ever seen.....ever

Dont buy it whatever you do
(Mon 30th Jun 2008, 15:46, More)

» Pet Peeves

Noisy Eaters
I fucking hate noisy eaters.....especially ones that talk with there mouth full....

"then chanelle said to me *crunch crunch crunch......we should meet up *chomp chomp"

My ex did it.... drove me fucking mental, I would just sit there wishing she would choke.

Shame really she didn't
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 13:36, More)