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NerdTests.com says I'm an Uber-Dorky High Nerd.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and talk to others on the nerd forum!

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I'm not a nerd at all, I don't know what your talking about! *eyes flick towards facebook tab*

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» Made me laugh

The recent QOTW questions
It seems to me that the questions are getting simpler every week in an attempt to get more responses and less puns...

What will next weeks question be? "Has anything happened to you recently?"

I miss the good ol' days.
(Thu 6th Dec 2012, 14:38, More)

» Winging It

Temping as a demolitions expert
I never had a great education, living out in the middle of nowhere, but I somehow managed to get a temp job doing demolitions.

My first assignment was massive, apparently the place was the headquarters of some multi-national organisation or something. Having never done anything like this before, I was quite nervous, but I had support from a few colleagues, and I'd been provided with a computer and software to help calculate where to place the charges. However, something didn't sit right with me, so I decided to ignore the computer and go with my gut instincts.

The bosses weren't too pleased when they heard, naturally. You just can't afford to botch these type of things. In the end I pulled it off fine, much to the relief of everyone back at base, and the place came apart spectacularly!

The twats rebuilt it though :'(
(Sun 31st Mar 2013, 4:43, More)

» Brain Fade

I've noticed that Colchester has popped up a few times for this QOTW
Maybe the age of the place induces brain fade...

I've gone to the town centre and forgotten why a few times in the past.
(Wed 27th Mar 2013, 1:28, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

at the nec car show
My mum pushed my brothers buggy into Tiff Needell (back when he was on top gear). She didn't know who he was, my dad and I had to tell her he was from the telly...
(Tue 25th Sep 2012, 4:33, More)

» Sporting Woe

I crashed my moped at 16...
with my foot trapped underneath the bike and being pulled along a bit by my leg.

Before this incident, i used to enjoy sport, playing rugby and basketball. Since the incident, my left foot points to the left, and if I'm to bend my leg, I kick myself on the right arsecheek...

Despite this, I never went to a doctor, and my leg has remained like this til this day. If you hadn't guessed, running feels like my hip is being dislocated, and I haven't played sports since.

Length? A bit hazy, but i was probably dragged about 5-10 metres...
(Fri 20th Apr 2012, 2:54, More)
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