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» Have you ever seen a dead body?

Attempted Necrophilia
This story was told to me by a boy I met last week, so I can't be utterly sure of its authenticity.

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Boy's friend was in the hospital for some sort of surgery, I'm not sure what. All goes as expected, and she awakes...

...to the sight of a nurse standing over her, wanking. She then realizes that she's half-naked--the nurse had stripped her. She does what any woman in her right mind would do, and screams like hell.

People come in and she's rescued from the pervert.

The best part of the story is revealed later--there was some sort of mix-up, and her comatose body was filed as well, dead. The nurse had been wanking over her supposedly dead body, while waiting for it to cool down enough for squishier delights.

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So maybe the only bodies in it are the silent watchers of the nurse's perversion, but I think it still holds true to the spirit of the question.
(Fri 29th Feb 2008, 2:23, More)

» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

Steven
I was 14, and for the first time in my life I had friends who liked me. The best out of all of them was Steven. He was a couple years older than me, none too confidant, and a bit plump. But he was fun, kind, and treated me as his equal. So, needless to say, I was madly in love with him, and he seemed to have some feelings for me. But he had a girlfriend in another state, so I had to make do with being his best friend.

As for the nicest thing he ever did - we were sitting on a friend's couch, talking as we always did, when our friend Jackie came up. Jackie was - I assume still is - a rather lovely specimen of of femininity. I must have said something about how I wished I was as cute as she was, when he uttered these fateful words:

"You're cuter than Jackie."

It's been several years since then, and plenty of other boys have called me pretty. I don't think those compliments ever meant as much as that one sentence did, though. It was just the very beginning of my turning into someone worthwhile.

Steven is still my best friend. We've been through a lot - gender crises, a period of ill-advised dating, a break up. I'm having a bit of a hard time right now, and I get the feeling he'll be the first to know the whole story. There's really no one else like him.
(Tue 7th Oct 2008, 23:32, More)