Attempted Necrophilia
This story was told to me by a boy I met last week, so I can't be utterly sure of its authenticity.

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Boy's friend was in the hospital for some sort of surgery, I'm not sure what. All goes as expected, and she awakes...

...to the sight of a nurse standing over her, wanking. She then realizes that she's half-naked--the nurse had stripped her. She does what any woman in her right mind would do, and screams like hell.

People come in and she's rescued from the pervert.

The best part of the story is revealed later--there was some sort of mix-up, and her comatose body was filed as well, dead. The nurse had been wanking over her supposedly dead body, while waiting for it to cool down enough for squishier delights.

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So maybe the only bodies in it are the silent watchers of the nurse's perversion, but I think it still holds true to the spirit of the question.
(Madame, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:23, 2 replies)

Jesus.
His name wasn't "buck" by any chance, was it?
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 2:34, closed)

Sounds rather similar
to Kill Bill 2
(Nuclear Ninja like a radioactive Chuck Norris..., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:05, closed)