» School Projects

historical paper...
Did anybody else get given the stupid task in history of writing letters or newspaper articles?
Year 7 project: write a newspaper article on something or other
did the whole teabag trick to make it look authentic and old then spent hours creating this masterpiece (for a year 7 at least) then somebody suggested "why not singe the edges" to which I though amazing idea, why didn't I think of that?!
subsequently I ended up setting the whole piece of work on fire, having to do the work for a second time and getting a shitty mark for it, damn grill!
(Mon 17th Aug 2009, 0:25, More)

» Guilty Laughs

party tricks
for my 18th I decided to have a houseparty as I'd accumulated enough friends through college and whatnot for it not to be a complete waste of time.
very near to the start of the night, one of my college friends managed to fall down the stairs, she wasn't even drunk so I don't know howit happened; for some reason there was a crowd at the bottom watching on as she less than gracefully tumbled (she wasn't the thinnist of girls), the sound was like a rendition of the eastenders theme tune as her pace quickend as she neared the bottom. Then absolute silence; broken by my brother making his squauk like a goose type laugh, to which we all started as she lay there for a good few minutes.

my other college friends weren't to impressed
(Fri 23rd Jul 2010, 12:54, More)

» Schadenfreude

First lecture of the year
this happened only a few months ago at the first lecture I had.
there was this slightly chubby (by which I mean politely as really fat) girl trying not to draw attention to herself at the back of the lecture theatre. half way through the deadly silent lecture theres a massive snapping sound followed by the inevitable thud. what makes it worse is that the lecturer even started laughing at her pointing her out even more... haven't seen her around much after that.
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 21:28, More)

» Anonymous

Printer fun
during our last year at highschool a few chums and I used to hang about in an IT room at break times. once there was a couple of year 8's looking very sneaky, turned out they were looking at and printing porn, those pesky kids. we could've just let them carry on, but being an upstanding member of the school council it would've stuck to my conscience.
they quickly scampered away and we put print-outs back in the printer no point in wasting paper! Turns out in our next lesson we're in said IT room and some guy ends up printing some of his food coursework with the said porn. subsequently he gets banned from the crucial trip to warburtons factory (our GCSE paper was on bread for some reason)
I would have felt guilty if he wasn't such a knobhead, the teacher already hated him.
(Sun 17th Jan 2010, 22:21, More)

» That's me on TV!

I was on
Sooty heights... the crappier one after matthew corbett,
they used to film the shop near my primary school and used us kids a lot...any kids you saw in the show were usually from my school.
it wasn't a crazy occassion but I did get to see all of the puppets
(Sun 14th Jun 2009, 18:30, More)