» When Animals Attack

Demon Hamster
When I was little, I remember my cousin having a brown hamster called Scrabble. I'd always been told not to try and pet him, but i never knew why, until one day when I was helping my cousin clean out his cage. She put him in an ice cream tub with some holes in the lid whilst his cage was out of bounds, then went to the toilet, leaving me alone with the little fluff ball. Having always thought of him as the cutest animal alive, I had no idea why my aunt had always called him a little demon, so I took the lid off the ice cream tub and put my hand in to stroke him.

And that's when he clamped down. Hard. With a deafening scream, I removed my hand from the box rather quickly. Unfortunately, the Hamster was still attatched, flung across the room, and hit the kitchen wall, before sliding down it in horrible slow motion...and survived!

Demon hamster? I think so!
(Fri 25th Apr 2008, 11:47, More)

» Your first cigarette

In college
one of my friends in my film studies class would often let me have a drag or two from her fags to calm my nerves around deadlines and such.

Then one night at a gig, another friend offered me a cigarette whilst we were all sat around. Obviously, I was only used to a few drags. I smoked the whole fag in about 30 seconds. And threw all over. The staff had a right go at me
(Tue 25th Mar 2008, 21:47, More)