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I write things on my blog, Graham Bandage's Lovely World. It's great.
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» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
Newbie poo
My brother had a spot of food poisoning back when he was a teenager. His GP tipped off environmental health, and a shiny-shoed operative dropped off one of those little screw-top sample jars.
"Fill this when you go to the toilet," he helpfully told Bandage minor, "then pop it in the envelope, and we'll collect it."
Bandage minor dutifully did as he was told, screwed the top back on, popped it in the envelope and environmental health shiny-shoes man came and picked it up.
He returned the next day. "I meant a urine sample," he said.
In my darker moments, I have often wondered about the logistics of Bandage minor's toilet endeavour.
(Tue 1st Apr 2008, 11:22, More)
Newbie poo
My brother had a spot of food poisoning back when he was a teenager. His GP tipped off environmental health, and a shiny-shoed operative dropped off one of those little screw-top sample jars.
"Fill this when you go to the toilet," he helpfully told Bandage minor, "then pop it in the envelope, and we'll collect it."
Bandage minor dutifully did as he was told, screwed the top back on, popped it in the envelope and environmental health shiny-shoes man came and picked it up.
He returned the next day. "I meant a urine sample," he said.
In my darker moments, I have often wondered about the logistics of Bandage minor's toilet endeavour.
(Tue 1st Apr 2008, 11:22, More)