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» Pet Peeves

be gentle
first post yay!

simon amstell, i hate him
you know the bloke off never mind the buzzcocks, the arrogant, sarcastic, curly haired bastard.
i dont know if this is a pet peeve or just the old hatred of another human
anyway i hate him
(Wed 7th May 2008, 11:36, More)

» Bizarre habits

Everyone who knows that I do this thinks its the strangest thing in the world but I couldn't eat any other way,

I have to eat all my meals in a certain order...
So for example when scoffing a fry-up:
Its beans first, then mushrooms then tomato etc, I eat the non-meaty things fisrt, (obv)
Then I move on to my egg and then the bacon which I remove the fat from and then save on my plate for later
Its the same with sunday dinners, spaghetti bolognaise all meals pretty much

However that's all well and good, a bit quirky but not too psychopathic
UNTIL... I find a rogue bean under my egg or a stray carrot in my mash, I have to move that one to another persons plate, then all is well in the world.

Luckily, my boyfriend still finds this cute, I'm sure it will wear thin soon enough, because it drives everyone else a bit mad
(Fri 2nd Jul 2010, 8:54, More)

» My most gullible moment

my step sister
when she was a lot younger she hated cabbage

so we cut some up differently and told her it was cabaaage, a french vegetable, different from cabbage of course.
shes nearly 18 now and...

she loves the stuff.
(Fri 22nd Aug 2008, 18:02, More)

» Public Transport Trauma

dog lady
i get the bus home from college everyday and because i live in the middle of nowhere it takes a good hour or so to get home.
...and every-bloody-day dog lady hops on, well shes too fat to hop so i suppose she rolls onto the bus,
me and my sister christened her with this nickname as she brings her rat dog on with her every-bastard-day,
i swear if u dont give this dog enough attention the other halfwits residing on the bus CRUCIFY you.
for fucks sake its a dog.

my sister also quoted a line from shameless the other week without thinking first

"if you're on a bus and over 30, your life's a fucking mess"

oh it was priceless
(Tue 3rd Jun 2008, 19:59, More)