» Food sabotage

Looks like my dining out days are over..
Considering the 'itchy trigger/bi polar/knife's edge' attitudes alot of the posts already have and I'm betting will soon flood the boards with on the standards of what makes a 'bad customer', I've suddenly developed a fear of being served by a snot-nosed malicious twunt who would doubtlessly see my request for 'more bread please' as an excuse to defecate in my lasagne.
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 19:03, More)

» Stuff I've found

Ouch.
As a kind of compulsive habit/ insight into the minds of my fellow man, I pick up pieces of paper in the street with people's hand writing on it.

My most prized find was a couple of years ago in Leeds city centre, a folded note stating:

Gary, I'm sorry.

I'm pregnant.

Luv you 4ever, Becks.
(Thu 6th Nov 2008, 20:29, More)

» Phobias

Underwater video game levels
Possibly started by 'Echo the dolphin' where you had to slowly.. slowly sneak through the octopus' grasp on the second level; inevitably I would end up flinching and killing myself on this horrific alien-like beast and from then on, underwater levels just scare me up proper.. brr..

Just end up imagining something HUGE is going to try and swallow me up in the dark depths in Tomb Raider or Mario..
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 13:15, More)