Ouch.
As a kind of compulsive habit/ insight into the minds of my fellow man, I pick up pieces of paper in the street with people's hand writing on it.

My most prized find was a couple of years ago in Leeds city centre, a folded note stating:

Gary, I'm sorry.

I'm pregnant.

Luv you 4ever, Becks.
(wide walking will, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:29, 7 replies)

I've got a compulsive habit
whereby I make my shopping lists really cryptic and leave them in the trolley for people to read.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 20:56, closed)

...
kindrid spirits.
(wide walking will, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:13, closed)

I too...
do that...
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:33, closed)

Up the ante a little:

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:35, closed)

and then...
...buggering yourself sensless in the customer toilets before putting the pineapple back on the shelf ;-)
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 22:02, closed)

ever seen this site?
www.foundmagazine.com/
(sailorspoon started wiping his own arse from, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 21:24, closed)

wow
that looks like a print-based steptoe and son's nirvana. Cheers!
(wide walking will, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:25, closed)