» School Days

Dildo.
This story happened just 4 years ago. As usual everybody was bored, standing around the yard at break when suddenly one mate (I shall call him L) produced a dildo from his bag. Being 15-16 and in a North Liverpool Comprehensive, the best use of this was obviously to hit people with it. So L ran around the yard hitting unsuspecting students with his dildo. 'Twas funny. Then another mate (let's call him P) had a much better idea. P took the bright pink dildo from L and waited by the door of the Humanities block for possibly the oldest teacher in the whole school to come out.

You can probably predict what happened next - and you'd be right! He took a run-up, clouted the teacher around the back of the head (knocking his glasses off in the process) and then ran full-pelt into the Humanities department and escaped. Now this would have been funny enough, but it gets better! At least 2-3 other mates had recorded the whole thing on their mobiles, so soon most of the school had seen it and P was a legend. I really wish I still had that video...
I saw L 2 weeks ago and for the first time I actually asked him why he had a dildo in his bag. His answer? "I don't have a fucking clue! I bought it to hit people with."

Length? It was about 8 inches and bright pink I believe.
(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 10:15, More)

» Turning into your parents

Getting older.
My music taste is mostly stuck in the 1970s (with the exception of Guns 'N Roses, Metallica and Muse)
I have 2 dressing gowns, 3 pairs of pyjamas and a lovely pair of slippers
I have used the term; "that's not music, it's just noise" on many an occasion
I don't like nightclubs, give me a relaxed pub with some decent music and a couple of mates anyday!
I don't wank even nearly as often as I used to
My TV viewing consists of Top Gear, QI, Mock The Week, Family Guy and absolutely nothing else
I would rather read a good book than watch a film

It's not possible to compare me to my Parents, they don't have dressing gowns, my Dad doesn't have pyjamas and they actually have a clue what music is at the top of the charts
I am an 18 year old man, what is wrong with me?
Maybe I should be their parents instead of vice versa?
(Fri 1st May 2009, 9:43, More)

» Best Films Ever

Favourites I can think of at the moment
Ong-Bak
Battle Royale (only the first one, second was crap)
Platoon (the scene where they all get stoned is just awesome)
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Pretty much any Kung Fu film.. but especially the older Jet Li ones

*pop* chose a crappy qotw for my first post :D
(Tue 22nd Jul 2008, 12:53, More)