» Housemates

World 'o' wrongness
a friend stayed in my ex-housemates room after she moved out. theres probably blankets in the wardrobe, said i. there wasnt. just 3 carrier bags filled with used sanitary towels. why? no, really, why?
(Fri 27th Feb 2009, 3:06, More)

» Puns

easy peasy
celtic lost in the scots cup to inverness caledonia thistle a few years ago. the next day featured the all time greatest headline in (i think) the sun. 'supercallygoballistic, celticareatrocious'.
(Mon 9th Mar 2009, 22:06, More)

» Puns

utter pish
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals? phillipe phillope.
(Fri 6th Mar 2009, 8:04, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Make your mind up
ozzfest '99. my mate, having returned from watching a complex metal band with a cry of "lads, i fucking love Tool!" he didnt seem so keen later when he recieved a full 3" of my stinking, semi-erect cock in his bumhole. some people, eh?
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 18:59, More)

» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

Deep shame and frustration
Does it count as dumping when being a straight chap like myself, your vibrator, shoved up your bum runs out of batteries as youre seconds away from throwing your ballpaper paste? i wish i was joking.
(Thu 12th Jun 2008, 7:27, More)