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This probably isn't accidental.
I work in a plumber's merchant and I had a very well to do couple in the shop. A bit like "Keeping up apperances". Husband could only speak when ordered.
The woman was on the hunt for a bath. She described what she wanted to a colleage to my left as I was dealing with a regular tradesman.
After a pause she added "And I want a non-slip bottom". I mumbled to the tradesaman "I've got one of those, never slid off the settee in months". She began to snigger so totally dead pan I continued "Bugger on the bannana-slide though". At this point she burst into laughter to my surprise. I had to go and hide for at least five minutes.
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This probably isn't accidental.
I work in a plumber's merchant and I had a very well to do couple in the shop. A bit like "Keeping up apperances". Husband could only speak when ordered.
The woman was on the hunt for a bath. She described what she wanted to a colleage to my left as I was dealing with a regular tradesman.
After a pause she added "And I want a non-slip bottom". I mumbled to the tradesaman "I've got one of those, never slid off the settee in months". She began to snigger so totally dead pan I continued "Bugger on the bannana-slide though". At this point she burst into laughter to my surprise. I had to go and hide for at least five minutes.
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Taste
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(Mon 23rd Jun 2008, 14:11, More)
Taste
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As I waslked past with my Dad he shook his head and mumbled "You can't BUY taste"
(Mon 23rd Jun 2008, 14:11, More)
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It's so obvious
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(Tue 24th Jun 2008, 23:05, More)
It's so obvious
My Nanna insisted that she new a man with a wooden leg and a real foot. Obviously I thought this couldn't be right.
Years after her death, in my early thirties it dawned on me that the real foot was on the OTHER leg.
I have an I.Q. of 159 and still I'm thick as fuck!
(Tue 24th Jun 2008, 23:05, More)