» My sex misconceptions

Where does piss come from?
my girlfriend of nearly four years had no idea that her sex hole was different to her piss hole till she made a silly comment one day and i corrected her. she was 19 at the time
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 2:23, More)

» Your Revenge Stories

Dirty fag smokers
i was at a party outside in the garden and this girl who i had never known to smoke had just sparked one up, i told her smoking was bad but she just blew smoke in my face. as revenge i ended up stealing the fag she was smoking and putting it out on my hand (i was quite pissed), i then later stole all her fags and put them in my back pocket where they got nicely mashed.
(Sat 15th May 2004, 21:12, More)

» Pet Names

My old cat
My old cat was called tappits because my parents found it in that part of the car engine, it had managed to get in there without the knowledge of my parents and when they got home they could hear a meowing from inside they opened the bonet and there was a cat, we had never seen that cat before in our lives but we kept it anyway. (my dad wanted to get another and call it "Pistons" but the family politely declined.)
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 21:52, More)

» Slang Survey

"The shitter"
can be used to refer to almost anything i.e
"pass the shitter mate"
or "ohh man i'm in serious need of some of that shitter right now"
and "oh that was a mad shitter!"
also try "mad skills" when something is good and "Jedi" as in "he's the jedi at custom building guitars/computers/sheds"etc...

edit: saying summink also springs to mind, i say summink only when i have my retainers in and i sound like a proppa spazzer.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 19:48, More)