» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?

Dumped in a foreign country
I was really looking forward to it as me and my girlfriend were going to Dublin for the weekend of my 21st birthday. We had a couple of arguments a few weeks before, but these were the first we had had in 3 years of going out. We had a pretty bad argument during turbulence from Manchester to Dublin, but luckily no one heard. We got to the hotel and hit the bars and restaurants asap. We ended up in a half mexican/half italian restauarnt (too much info) and she was acting all weird and said things werent too good between us, but she wanted to stay with me badly.
2 hours later as we were walking down the high street she said she didnt want to be with me anymore and she had started seeing another girl. I didnt know what to say, so I went into the Virgin magestore where we were stood next to and bought the new U2 album which was out that morning (it was 1.30 in the morning for the special U2 album launch). I think I sat in the hotel bar for the rest of the night and got munted! I did plot to get the next plane home abd take her passport with me, but i thought it was a bit too nuts!
I just blew all my money on guinness and records and didnt let her have a penny.
In the last couple of weeks recently she told me she wasnt a carpet muncher anymore and she realised it was "just a phase".
101 reasons never to trust women.
It is brilliant now as I travel the world taking lots of pictures, run a club night and work for a record label.
She works for Shell.
Nerp!
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 0:35, More)

» Stupid Tourists

One time in the US of A........
I was staying with a friends family. We took a trip up to Lake Placid in NY state. There was a rugby tournament (rugby.....americans! I hear you say) and lots of stupid guys who had obviously been beaten around the head too much.
Anyway. I was sat with a group of American rugby players with their trophy wives when one of them says "where are you from", I respond "Manchester" in a normal accent. For some reason the 1 piss weak Bud that he had drunk suddenly made him try to recreat my accent by saying "morrrncheysstorrr". Yeah, thats exactly as I said it.
The most amazing that he said next was....wait for it........"what are you doing over here anyway? Are you a terrorist?"
What a clever man. It was only 6 months after 9/11, but he was the most dumb looney tune that I have ever been near.
I shrugged it off as I was drinking his beer and he didnt realise...pity it was bud!
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 14:07, More)

» Slang Survey

I have a tendancy to saying " Cock eyed pirate"
Even i'm not sure what it means. It's just an interesting form of abuse.
I also use "In your ear" which is another form of abuse. It's a bit more polite than saying cock in ear!

I'll be off then!
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 0:45, More)

» Irrational Fears

I have an irrational fear of insects in books!
I cant touch the page if there is an insect on it. I have to try and lift the page by the edge to turn it over!
I don't know why, its just something i've always done!

Blimey.........I'm such a gimp!
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 0:43, More)