Profile for BigKahuna:
Gary, 37 Years old from Eastbourne, East Sussex
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 15 years, 8 months and 15 days
- has posted 0 messages on the main board
- has posted 0 messages on the talk board
- has posted 0 messages on the links board
- has posted 3 stories and 5 replies on question of the week
- They liked 2 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 2 qotw answers.
- Ignore this user
- Add this user as a friend
- send me a message
Gary, 37 Years old from Eastbourne, East Sussex
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Food sabotage
Bit of a shit story (!)
And not really a sabotage either. . Well my auntie made the worlds best banoffee pie, and the wife being a bloater lol, tried stealing the last half of it. Time to put her off. . I went upstairs and curled out the longest cable possible, i took a picture and sent it to the mrs, who in the end completely went off the pie, and was sick everywhere. . . More pie for me. . See. . I told you it was shit. .
Length . . A good foot long
(Mon 22nd Sep 2008, 16:58, More)
Bit of a shit story (!)
And not really a sabotage either. . Well my auntie made the worlds best banoffee pie, and the wife being a bloater lol, tried stealing the last half of it. Time to put her off. . I went upstairs and curled out the longest cable possible, i took a picture and sent it to the mrs, who in the end completely went off the pie, and was sick everywhere. . . More pie for me. . See. . I told you it was shit. .
Length . . A good foot long
(Mon 22nd Sep 2008, 16:58, More)
» Customers from Hell
It Was
The Glastonbury Festival, and well, I used to live three miles away in a place called Wells (Home to the hot fuzz film), In my earlier days I used to work a Male House Keeper.
And around glastonbury festival times we used to get famous people staying (One year it was Oasis, The Next Year Was Annie Nightingale the Radio 1 DJ).
Well this year, a DJ whos partner is Lard stayed in our best room, he was a nice fella, liked a good meal, lots of beer and kebabs from the local meat house.
I used to tidy his room, and sometimes I noticed a smell, there was also a smell in the bar downstairs, being late June, it was baking Hot, The Smell Getting Worse, We just used more and more air freshners, but alas the smell got really bad, infact a few regulars were sick, it was that putrid.
He left to go back to whether he lived, this was at the end of the festival, a couple days later.
I had to clean the room that day and as I went to that room, the smell hit me like a slap in the face...
I had a thorough inspection, and checked the bed etc, I opened the drawers of the bed to find not 1 but FIVE bags of Shit!!!! Runny Diahrroea, I Barfed.... What a Fucking Spacktard... He Defintaly Was the customer from Hell!!!
Length.... If it was solid, about 20ft
(Tue 9th Sep 2008, 20:45, More)
It Was
The Glastonbury Festival, and well, I used to live three miles away in a place called Wells (Home to the hot fuzz film), In my earlier days I used to work a Male House Keeper.
And around glastonbury festival times we used to get famous people staying (One year it was Oasis, The Next Year Was Annie Nightingale the Radio 1 DJ).
Well this year, a DJ whos partner is Lard stayed in our best room, he was a nice fella, liked a good meal, lots of beer and kebabs from the local meat house.
I used to tidy his room, and sometimes I noticed a smell, there was also a smell in the bar downstairs, being late June, it was baking Hot, The Smell Getting Worse, We just used more and more air freshners, but alas the smell got really bad, infact a few regulars were sick, it was that putrid.
He left to go back to whether he lived, this was at the end of the festival, a couple days later.
I had to clean the room that day and as I went to that room, the smell hit me like a slap in the face...
I had a thorough inspection, and checked the bed etc, I opened the drawers of the bed to find not 1 but FIVE bags of Shit!!!! Runny Diahrroea, I Barfed.... What a Fucking Spacktard... He Defintaly Was the customer from Hell!!!
Length.... If it was solid, about 20ft
(Tue 9th Sep 2008, 20:45, More)
» Teenage Crushes - Part Two
Oh Boy.........
Growing up, there were two minxes that I used to want myself silly over...
Tiffany, The Ginger songstress, she was beautiful, had quite a thing for redheads....mmm later on in life, discovered she did playboy, searched for those pics but to no avail....
Sabrina, hit our pop charts with the song 'boys boys boys'... what a beautiful pair of love pillows, and the video to the song, if you viewed in slow motion, you could see a nip slip, she was dirty looking, she also posed naked too, wanked myself raw to her.
(Tue 10th Nov 2009, 22:40, More)
Oh Boy.........
Growing up, there were two minxes that I used to want myself silly over...
Tiffany, The Ginger songstress, she was beautiful, had quite a thing for redheads....mmm later on in life, discovered she did playboy, searched for those pics but to no avail....
Sabrina, hit our pop charts with the song 'boys boys boys'... what a beautiful pair of love pillows, and the video to the song, if you viewed in slow motion, you could see a nip slip, she was dirty looking, she also posed naked too, wanked myself raw to her.
(Tue 10th Nov 2009, 22:40, More)