» Procrastination

Ack
I got made redundant a week ago today ^_^ [high fashion online retail fwiw)

Since then I have;

Updated CV
Signed on
Spent 50+ hours on the internet
Made 500+ posts on message boards
Cleaned my flat from top to bottom, including cobwebs, some dust behind the radiators and the bathmat
Washed every single cloth item in said flat, including cushion covers and a bed sheet twice (corner touched ground from washing line)
Masturbated, furiously
Alphetbetised my books
Alphetbetised my DVDs
Alphetbetised my CDs
Alphetbetised my games
Plucked and shaved all extraneous bits of self
Been on 3 (THREE) dates
Drunk 50 alcoholic drinks of varying strengths and sizes
Put my recycling in the rubbish because the recycling bins are over there and it's raining

What I have not done is apply for a job



*pop*
(Thu 13th Nov 2008, 23:10, More)

» Things to do before you die

Vandalism
Write 'FUCK OFF' on the Tourettes Action collection tin on the bar of my local.
(Sat 16th Oct 2010, 11:47, More)