» Food sabotage

I was working as a waiter and the punter ordered a bowl of shit with jizz on it
I gave him frosted shredded wheat.

that taught the cunt
(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 15:43, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

I let mine sign up for a b3ta account
so it could go on /talk

I'm ashamed because it came across as smarter, more eloquent and less puerile than most of the users on there.

It did however do well at jumping on a bandwagon and doggedly hanging on, despite the original not being in the least bit amusing. It got to the point where it was cruelly flogging the horses pulling this bandwagon until they were near flayed to nothingness, bloody carcasses slowly dragging the bandwagon along and smearing the visceral trail they left behind.....

edit: this post is in no way associated with, or endorsed by, Kaol
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 15:34, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

Wiped it round
all of Kaol's mugs and glasses...
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 12:17, More)

» My sex misconceptions

Not strictly on topic
but I've never been with a lady who wouldn't swallow

are there many of them out there?
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 11:47, More)