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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not strictly on topic
but I've never been with a lady who wouldn't swallow

are there many of them out there?
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:47, 14 replies)
I've been with two girls that wouldn't swallow
But they were young at the time- as was I.

As far as I know from their current boyfriends, their aversion to swallowing has been overcome.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:51, closed)
My wife
swallows, with some relish. (Not literally relish, that would be weird. I mean she gives the impression of enjoying it.)

My ex, on the other hand, would barely touch it, so a mouth-penis interface was right out of the question.

Swings and, as they say, roundabouts.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:52, closed)
A few years ago, when I was in my teens
I dated a couple of girls who wouldn't give head, but I have always found that any girl willing to put Captain Fabulous in her mouth is willing to accept his squirty gift
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, closed)
^this is a cracking phrase
There have been some good ones coming out (teehee) in this qotw!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, closed)
Not always
Unfortunately its not always the case.

I get head relatively frequently, but Captain Fabulous always has to wear his Strawberry Cape :P
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:49, closed)
My missus won't as a rule...
..but has been known to if I am - ahem - occupying her at the other end, as it were.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, closed)
I discussed this with Manley on his blog once
I think we came to the conclusion that vegans/vegetarians are more likely to swallow since they probably need the protein.

I went out with a girl who used to spit, which just seems retarded to me...if it's already in your mouth, you might as well just go that extra step and swallow it insted of making a mess of the sheets every time.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:41, closed)
I don't.
I'm not saying I don't give head, but I won't be having spunk in my mouth, it makes me vomit. It's a simple case of 'yeah, if you like roman showers...'.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:55, closed)
spit? swallow?
You havent LIVED until you've met a girl who gargled.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:12, closed)
i won't.
i have a very strong gag reflex, even gaviscon makes me puke.
also, it tastes rank.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:09, closed)
probably
because you are tastin the wrong spunk baby!

try mine. it's as sweet and delicious as momma's pecan pie! mmmmmmmmmmm
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 21:08, closed)
Ick-I can't
I love euphemism for sucking cock and would happily burrow away for yonks but swallowing is out of the question. I can't even taste it witout gagging and puking.

The clear pre-stuff is yummy, though.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:02, closed)
SmashMonkey and TDub
I have the same very delicate gag reflex. On occasion, even cleaning my teeth can cause it. Also, I have a terrible phobia of egg white, so spunk being relatively similar in appearance will not be finding it's way to my gums any time soon.

But I do very much enjoy the activity itself, and I believe that comes through from the other party's reactions I seen. Besides, I can't be the only one who enjoys seeing their handiwork come to fruition, such as it were.

That is all. And possibly too much.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 15:16, closed)
Never given a bloke a blowjob
but I understand you taste it less if you swallow. (Stands to reason--the bishop's hat is at the back of the blower's throat, so they get to skip running it past most of their tastebuds.) As for me, it takes me an age to come from oral, so I usually end up finishing with a wank.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:07, closed)

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