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» I don't understand the attraction

Victoria Wood
Her combined bodies of work have failed to raise a single smile and frequently result in anger.

Honestly, cunt cancer is too good for this woman.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 17:05, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Resse Witherspoon
Surely not just me that thinks she looks a bit 'Downsy'.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 14:59, More)

» Turning into your parents

I still don't think of myself as like my father in to many ways but...
...I have BBC News on for at least 2 hours a day, I hate the Labour government and all they stand for, I make people take their shoes off in my flat, I organise my DVDs by genre then title and my books by author then title, I groan when I stand up, I groan when I sit down, I think local newspapers are a waste of time and money, Children are an annoyance and I think my darling mother is a bit of a manipulative cunt.

All I need now is to shrink 5 inches, put on 5 stone and lose all my hair. I'm only 33 for fucks sake - I'm going to die alone unless I start dating women born in the 60's.
(Thu 30th Apr 2009, 15:07, More)